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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
"Simbal you are the last person who should get mad at someone not pissing in a toilet" - TTS
 
The jeet is a total coward. He waited for Alex to start destroying things before he started joining in with fake bravado. Then after he did it he ran off to another part of the house to avoid Conor finding out. Then denied partaking any part and fled down it to the bar and blamed Burt for not protecting him. After Conor found him, he pretended to act tough with thinly vailed threats and yelling SHUT UP like a jeet telemarketer.
 
foam rolla said:
The jeet is a total coward. He waited for Alex to start destroying things before he started joining in with fake bravado. Then after he did it he ran off to another part of the house to avoid Conor finding out. Then denied partaking any part and fled down it to the bar and blamed Burt for not protecting him. After Conor found him, he pretended to act tough with thinly vailed threats and yelling SHUT UP like a jeet telemarketer.
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He's a Good Bad Boy.
 
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The investigation was still underway at the onset of the Pissemburg Trials. Nonetheless, all parties rushed to make their cases. While specific points may have been lost in the noise, most observers agree - somehow everything is the fault of the Jeet.

Jeet leaves midtrial, and bailiffs are unable to stop him. Piss in Our Time seems inevitable. This is not the end, it is not even the beginning of the end, but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Then the cameras go down.


 
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This is going to sound gay but I always hated guys like Simbo. They are pussies who back down, and only act tough and unhinged when its clear there is no physical threat. He ran scared all night from room to room, and only started yelling at Connor when he realized Connor wasnt interested in a fight.

Im a mature young man of honor so I wouldnt do shit anymore, but when I was young and gay, that behavior would have to result in blows. Its one of the most sickening traits to see in a man.

TLDR; pussies and scaredy cats are okay, I just hate when someone acts tough ONLY when they realize there is no threat
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
They are pussies who back down, and only act tough and unhinged when its clear there is no physical threat. He ran scared all night from room to room, and only started yelling at Connor when he realized Connor wasnt interested in a fight.
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Agreed. I went off a few pages back about Simbal being a sex pest, so I want to also point out that these guys are horrible to women for obvious reasons. I seriously don't trust that guy, but at least he's settled down now that he knows the cameras are live.
 
You know Burt's mad when he blows that whistle.
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I guess this is the Nuremberg trials after the Great piss war. Simbal only wants to be touched "lovingly" during a contest or a competition, saar.
 
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