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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
HAPPY BURT DAY


 
HBD!
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If you're a stupid, lazy wigger who lets it settle into the carpet, it's impossible to get out.
they can just get some carpet spray and rent a carpet doctor first thing tomorrow morning(27$ for 4 hours at home depot) and it'll be fine
 
this mf is absolutely trashed and making out with a can of spiked ice coffee

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and he loves burt

 
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If this house does not get at least a few new carpets I'm not sure if this is actually fishtank. If I had to guess they just want to pump the breaks a few times on the house destruction. Also I feel like this should just make Alex even more of a drunk pos. Should have just banished him to the basement or something. Not a dq
 
aftermath of room trashings by the freeloaders and BURTDAY BIRTHDAY at the end




 
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Despite everyone's belongings being destroyed and covered in piss and coffee, the contestants all put their personal drama's aside to celebrate Burt's birthday... except for the jeet. While everyone is singing for Burt, the jeet seethes and the back of the room talking about his belongings and saying that he doesn't give a fuck it's Burt's birthday.



While everyone is dancing and having a good time, the jeet slinks off into his room only concerned is his shitty belongings. He eventually comes down to the Confessional where everyone is having a fun time. He lingers in the door way even though others tell him to leave. He then kills the mood by telling everyone to look for his stuff.



Following that, he tries to isolate Alex to try and do conspiracy talk and get in Alex's head. The other contestants see this and try and get Alex away from him and to come celebrate Burt's birthday. Defeated, the jeet then tries to make himself look like the the good guy by telling everyone to sing Happy Birthday and then launching into an impotent version of the song while everyone ignores him. Feeling like this should generate enough good will with the others, he then makes another announcement for everyone to look for his stuff .



He then isolates nineteen year old Payton in a room and being such a creep so much that even Production notice. Binx here's this and comes in and calls the jeet out on perving on a nineteen year old and stands between them. The jeet ultimately retreats.


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Ben interrupts burt jorkin his ghorkin and tells him happy birthday.
Burt looks startled for a moment, waits till Ben slams the door, and then Burt goes right back to it.
Horrifying legend lmao!
hes currently theorizing again post coom. He has learned nothing from anything anybody has said and is still convinced there is a plot. On the right track but on the wrong train is a good way to describe his thinking.
 
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