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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I'm torn because on one hand, yes, this is basically the perfect role for Frank. On the other hand, it's Frank.
As annoying as he is I don't know if Alex really deserves this, and if he gets pushed so hard he leaves that would be a major blow to the show.
I'd be totally on board for Frank if he exclusively targeted Symbal though.
I think Frank would work best if they condensed it down to as short of a timeframe as possible, he should not be sleeping there. He should get in, cause as much shit as humanly possibly, and then leave. I really love his schtick but it gets old fast and the fish adjust to him even faster.

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In other words, a Blitzkrieg.
 
I think Frank would work best if they condensed it down to as short of a timeframe as possible, he should not be sleeping there. He should get in, cause as much shit as humanly possibly, and then leave. I really love his schtick but it gets old fast and the fish adjust to him even faster.

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In other words, a Blitzkrieg.
Wild randy coming in causing chaos, talking about how he has a campsite in the woods nearby then leaving and coming back randomly
 
The Impersonation challenge has begun.
Jobe impersonates Simbal
Alex impersonates Connor
Burt impersonates Payton
Binx impersonates Mizzy
and all vice versa
"If this doesn't get interesting, the worst one might get kicked" -sam
 
Sam, Payton and Vance were in confessional, Sam and Vance are coaching Payton on how to act like Burt. This includes reading this document and learning Burt's mannerisms. Here is Payton getting a secret tryout for production by holding the camera on Vance as he did a Burt impression (which Sam was impressed by):
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Some highlights from Burt's doc:
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Bonus:
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The Burt doc is incredible. I highly recommend everybody read it. I've attached it to this post for archival purposes:
 

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this is stupid as fuck
connor is doing a fairly accurate (but unfunny) alex, but alex is just being himself and yelling "MY NAME IS CONNOR I LOVE WWE AND I'M BALD"
mizzy is just yelling that she hates simbal and binx is just saying "um like" a lot
jobe and simbal aren't really doing anything
payton and burt is kind of funny, but only because payton is leaning into burt's schizo tendencies. like pausing to listen to the TTS and theory that it's a gay male dating show. payton is asking if she can wear a fake moustache and bbl. if she doesn't win it's bullshit

edit: now that people are talking to him, jobe is being smug af in an indian accent lol, going on about how he's a lion. it's pretty good.
edit x2: "simbal"(jobe) is bestowing his immunity on to "jobe", and sam is playing into it. he might actually let it happen lol. sam has said multiple times it's not fake and that simbal has given up his immunity
 
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Could Mizzy possibly dress herself in a less flattering style? The oversized T shirt with fishnets & low socks draws attention to her bizarrely fat legs. Atrocious fashion sense.
 
Here's Simbol (Jobe) giving Jobe (Simbol) his immunity and Sam loving it




 
"Burt" (Payton) has on Burt's watch. "Payton" (Burt) is forced to keep asking "Burt" what time it is while in character. He's obsessed with knowing what time it is so he does this a lot. Lmao.
 
YOU ARE ISRAEL! I AM INDIA! I HAVE LOYALTY! I DON'T NEED IMMUNITY!

Jobecoin continues to rise! Simbal is clutching his pink flamingo, unsure of what will happen in the next few days.
 
SImbal (Jobe) is asked a very important question by TTS
 
Are the fish hardened enough for a good Hasslin?

Symbo is the only one that will put up with it for now I think. Binx too. I think Fatty would be a good buffer for now.
for sure fatty before hassle. they have had several brutal nights in a row for fish that didn't know what they were actually in for. fatty would lift spirits for a few nights, and then violently crash them down in the most beautiful way.
 
Payton is actually really impressing me with the impression. She's gotten his movements down pretty well. Running around like an uncoordinated weirdo, pelvic tilting her gut like crazy, erratic hand motions. Good work Burt.
 
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