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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Alex B has been in confessional complaining to production about monkey rape TTS. Ben is very apologetic but Alex isn't taking it. Sam comes in and says that letting the TTS through was a mistake and gets made at Ben. He says that he is pissed off, that the monkey sex jokes are unacceptable, and that he his going home. He will sleep on it and consider whether he is leaving for good or not in the morning. After Sam leaves, Ben talks with Alex about how worried he is that the show will be canceled and that he will lose his job. TTS taunts him about returning to work at McDonalds.

Alex B didn't react much at the time as he was too focused on being pissed off. But after a short while he goes to tell other Fish about what happened and shares his concern that the show is being canceled. Peyton sees right through it, saying that it was probably a bit but Alex still seems to think that they aren't that good at acting. He is also confident that Wild Randy is about to be banned from the site.







A little bit later, Ben begs Alex B to call Jason's phone and convince him to stay on the show and not fire Ben. The call goes through and Alex stands up for Ben. The call goes well and it seems like Goldstriker has calmed down so we'll see whether he leaves or not.
 
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The last few days are proof that Alex is just Jon 2.0. He's just as spergy and thin skinned with the trolling, but like Jon, he's still a content king.
 
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Agares said:
The last few days are proof that Alex is just Jon 2.0. He's just as spergy and thin skinned with the trolling, but like Jon, he's still a content king.
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Remarkably Jon somehow has a larger ego than Alex, which is often his downfall. Alex seems to be able to humble himself instantly if necessary.
 
The Man With No Name said:
Remarkably Jon somehow has a larger ego than Alex, which is often his downfall. Alex seems to be able to humble himself instantly if necessary.
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True. At least Alex can take the L when he loses or gets disqualified. Jon was always a crybaby and whined about being singled out.
 
After the call Ben tried to thank Alex for standing up for him but Alex seemed genuinely confused about it, telling that there was no need to thank him since Ben really did tell him about the monkey thing and he was just so mad he forgot/didn't notice. (This is not true, and the whole thing was Alex's idea to calm G down). Did Alex just successfully gaslight himself?
 
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After the call Ben tried to thank Alex for standing up for him but Alex seemed genuinely confused about it, telling that there was no need to thank him since Ben really did tell him about the monkey thing and he was just so mad he forgot/didn't notice. (This is not true, and the whole thing was Alex's idea to calm G down). Did Alex just successfully gaslight himself?
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We're dealing with an entity of immense retardation here. Of course he just gaslit himself.
 
So if Jobe was allowed to gift Simbal's immunity to himself, does this mean that Jobe just made Simbal quit the house? It would be absolutely perfect if the jeet gets the boot through Jobe's actions.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
So if Jobe was allowed to gift Simbal's immunity to himself, does this mean that Jobe just made Simbal quit the house? It would be absolutely perfect if the jeet gets the boot through Jobe's actions.
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I think the immunity bit became reality, Sam said it was actually happening and wanted Mizzy to do the same with Binx's but since she doesn't play into bits she did nothing. Jobe walking as Jeet isn't going to count probably.
 
Agares said:
Cast Xavier as Wild Randy.
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Nah, if they bring anyone in it has to be Hassle. Alex will shit his pants. We'll see him meltdown into wild tantrums and try to quit. Frank is too big for Alex to think he can do anything.

The best set up would be to bring him in, let them chill for a few days, and then have Frank reveal to Alex when they are alone that he is Wild Randy.
 
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