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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
burkinoff said:
Put yourself in his shoes for a sec. As stupid as he acts, I don't think he has bad intentions with a lot of what he does. It's a show after all. He is still probably really thrown off by the show being live, and all of the different lies they've been told. I think that he is playing up his naivety at least a tad for the show. At least I hope that's the case lol
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I think so too. Before the reveal, he mentioned in confessional that he was playing a character. Fishtank wiki also says he comes from money. I think he's still retarded, but way smarter than he lets on
 
I do like the constant prompting and reprompting the cameraman is giving cymbalta and burt in the bedroom (basically asking them to resay stuff and say it in a specific way or make certain gestures) while they're supposedly having a deep and meaningful conversation. He's basically injecting thoughts into them and making sure to try and reinforce that this is a "serious" show regardless of the chaos that has been unfolding.

edit: Burt supposedly has been having diarrhea all day (or at least shitting all day long). Maybe the poopoo peeepee games weren't such a great idea after all.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Alex just told everyone that Jeet tried to kill Jobe while he was in the beanbag.
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This is true. Jobe was against the floor with the beanbag stuffing on top of him, and Alex and Connor were doing fake wrestling moves on him, like elbow drops, that wouldn't hurt through the stuffing. Then jeet comes in, jumping on the beanbag with both feet and kicking, then he grabbed the green chair and started whaling on the beanbag, looking for Jobe's head, until Alex and Connor pulled him off. He got in two good whacks with the chair before they pulled him off.
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- jeet stole Jobe's famous bucks
- jeet gets caught out for stealing them.
- gives back famous bucks
- when Jobe asked him why he stole from him, jeet says they've been returned and therefore were never stole.
- Jobe asks him why he would steal from him again, jeet tells him to Fuck Off.
- Jobe forgives the jeet for stealing and asks him if they could resolves their friendship, jeet tells him to Fuck Off again.
- Jeet sulks and claims everyone is racist against him.
 
Simbal pouts about how bad he hates the show for 5 minutes, and how he's unfairly targeted, then immediately walks up to the one person who keeps antagonizing him. Why does he keep shooting himself in the foot lol
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Alex just told everyone that Jeet tried to kill Jobe while he was in the beanbag. I can't post a clip right now, but holy fuck. Apparently people were playfully sitting on Jobe while he was inside the beanbag, but Jeet was violently kicking the beanbag and picked up a chair and seriously tried to fuck him up. This is probably why they allowed 45 straight minutes of retard cripple brother TTS.

Jeet is crying that it's all because he's Indian, that's why he's unlikable, not because he's a horrendous piece of shit.
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Here be the clip.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Alex just told everyone that Jeet tried to kill Jobe while he was in the beanbag. I can't post a clip right now, but holy fuck. Apparently people were playfully sitting on Jobe while he was inside the beanbag, but Jeet was violently kicking the beanbag and picked up a chair and seriously tried to fuck him up. This is probably why they allowed 45 straight minutes of retard cripple brother TTS.

Jeet is crying that it's all because he's Indian, that's why he's unlikable, not because he's a horrendous piece of shit.
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He could've put in a good name for his people and defied the stereotypes, but he threw it all away for those gropes. Many such cases.
 
1700somewhere said:
Simbal pouts about how bad he hates the show for 5 minutes, and how he's unfairly targeted, then immediately walks up to the one person who keeps antagonizing him. Why does he keep shooting himself in the foot lol
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Like production said: He's trying to bait them into kicking him off so he can keep his Fishbucks. They have a better idea, look past this shit and keep torturing him until he leaves - forfeiting his Fishbucks.
 
And of course hes able to manipulate to Burt lmfao. Poor Burt. Alex is recounting the couch story for the tenth time, production is playing this perfectly with the ebb and flow of tts.

Simbal rages at everyones favorite male model as Jobe yells back from across the house
"All you have is your right hand" - Simbal
 
fat_rat_in_the_grass said:
And of course hes able to manipulate to Burt lmfao. Poor Burt. Alex is recounting the couch story for the tenth time, production is playing this perfectly with the ebb and flow of tts.

Simbal rages at everyones favorite male model as Jobe yells back from across the house
"All you have is your right hand" - Simbal
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And now he's trying to manipulate a very drunk connor
 
"I came here alone, and im gonna die here alone" - Simbal
Suicide bomber???????
After this he said he had a very special mission to do in this house.
Consider me worried even with his whole emotionally wounded victim schtick.
 
jeet has alienated himself from everyone and has now isolated Connor and bringing up Connor's dads disability in order to make Connor emotional and to manipulate him through building rapport with him.

The jeet will always stoop to the lowest things.
 
That imbred pug is such a lowlife sack of shit. I hope he gets hassled out of the hosue soon. He deserves all the hate he gets and more, coward would try to curb stomp a dude stuck in a bean bag.

Delete the spineless dilat.
 
neger psykolog said:
Burt just got gifted a plushie by the sponsor. If this is their first real sponsor I'm kind of impressed by the strategy they've used... putting on the fake sponsor spots probably got real companies interested in putting money down to get a spot on this bizarro-world show and its pretty hard to spend ad money nowadays and get actual attention.
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stickermule is known for not giving a fuck and being pro-free speech
 
The sheer volume of anti-cymbalta TTS is impressive. Production would do wise to make indians on tweeter aware of it via astroturfing so that they get a couple million indian viewers angrily forking over money for pro-cymbalta TTS.

For anyone not aware tweeter is filled to the brim with vehemently patriotic indians (hence the "india superpower in 2024" memes). For added kek they should invite a pakistani on as a freeloader lol. Because its also filled to the brim with vehemently patriotic pakistanis and they both hate each other.
 
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