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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
$350 to send Simbal a plushie and he's crying that it's a shark, lol. Waiting for him to start plugging his Venmo instead

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Agares said:
Didn't stop him from gooning in bed a little bit.
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His turbo sexuality is honestly impressive considering he is supposedly on antipsychotics.

His continued turbo sexuality is even more impressive now that he not only knows the show is broadcast live online, but also only minutes earlier asked the audience (this was on director cam) if they thought he was awkward because of the mannerisms and way he speaks erratically - only to start tuggin' moments later... to the same live audience lol.
 
BruceOfHeem said:
Semen is a go.
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don't give burt any ideas
LowlyPheasent said:
That imbred pug is such a lowlife sack of shit. I hope he gets hassled out of the hosue soon. He deserves all the hate he gets and more, coward would try to curb stomp a dude stuck in a bean bag.

Delete the spineless dilat.
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this is why I tell people indians are subhuman filth that belongs and deserves to live in the shithole that they call home. indians are scummy low-life creatures that will do sneaky shit to gain the upper hand. you gotta be a real fucking POS to bring up someone's disabled father while Connor's drunk to tug on his heartstrings

you don't hate jeets enough. you will never hate them enough
 
neger psykolog said:
His turbo sexuality is honestly impressive considering he is supposedly on antipsychotics.

His continued turbo sexuality is even more impressive now that he not only knows the show is broadcast live online, but also only minutes earlier asked the audience (this was on director cam) if they thought he was awkward because of the mannerisms and way he speaks erratically - only to start tuggin' moments later... to the same live audience lol.
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He's an exhibitionist. He has to be after the Fishtank reveal.
 
Agares said:
He's an exhibitionist. He has to be after the Fishtank reveal.
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Possibly. The alternative explanation is that he's not "all there" mentally and just doesn't attach "being livestreamed" to doing posted pictures on instagram or an acting reel. It may seem very obvious to make the attachment that "hey this is being broadcast to a live audience, maybe I shouldn't touch my peepee" but he does have mental issues and they also haven't been able to use their phones at all.

But I guess to contest my own alternative explanation, haven't there been numerous TTS mentioning burt's spurts?
 
neger psykolog said:
Possibly. The alternative explanation is that he's not "all there" mentally and just doesn't attach "being livestreamed" to doing posted pictures on instagram or an acting reel. It may seem very obvious to make the attachment that "hey this is being broadcast to a live audience, maybe I shouldn't touch my peepee" but he does have mental issues and they also haven't been able to use their phones at all.

But I guess to contest my own alternative explanation, haven't there been numerous TTS mentioning burt's spurts?
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There are videos of him fucking men in the ass he posted on Twitter. Why would he give a shit about jerking it under a blanket?
 
filthypenguin said:
There are videos of him fucking men in the ass he posted on Twitter. Why would he give a shit about jerking it under a blanket?
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Well one things for sure: this is a gay show, with a gay cast, with a gay crew and a gay audience.

...here we are debating the ethics of a black BBC daddy dom 160+ IQ schizonigger jacking it on a livestreamed reality TV show on a drama forum.

Neptunian.
 
It's pretty ridiculous how the show, at least from the post here, is basically monopolised by the males. You got alex and burt beign schizo, Symbal being a typical nasty poojeet, jobe being kinda based and connor being a drunk asshole.

Meanwhile, the ladies barely do anything except. Peyton is alright i guess but binx and mizzy are bpd
 
Fishmalk Observer said:
It's pretty ridiculous how the show, at least from the post here, is basically monopolised by the males. You got alex and burt beign schizo, Symbal being a typical nasty poojeet, jobe being kinda based and connor being a drunk asshole.

Meanwhile, the ladies barely do anything except. Peyton is alright i guess but binx and mizzy are bpd
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It's really hard to judge the show just from posts here, there is too much happening and a lot doesn't get posted about here. I think you pretty much have to watch live for a few hours a day to understand the dynamic fully.

I don't really get the sense that there is much of a male vs female dynamic going. But the recent events seem to involve alcohol, machismo, physical altercations and generally "male" activities. It is only natural for women to not be super involved in those kind of things.
 
neger psykolog said:
His turbo sexuality is honestly impressive considering he is supposedly on antipsychotics.
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Depends on the meds (did we ever figure out any of the actual names of what he takes?), dosages, meds interacting with each other, etc. Apparently antipsychotics are known for lowering your testosterone which is what causes the lower libido, but if he's on steroids like many have theorized he might not actually have much of a t deficit. Schizophrenia can also present with obsessive compulsive behaviors:
Obsessive compulsive (OC) symptoms in schizophrenia have been described in various forms as a part of the schizophrenic phenomena for over a century. The OC symptoms in patients with schizophrenia may take on varied clinical presentations, such contamination, sexual, religious, aggressive, or somatic themes, with or without accompanying compulsions, such as cleaning, checking, hoarding, repeating, or arranging.
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Didn't he say he picks up and cleans around the house as a way to calm himself, or was that just a theory someone had?
If he's taking any stimulants that would also play a big role.
 
Endangered Species List said:
Depends on the meds (did we ever figure out any of the actual names of what he takes?), dosages, meds interacting with each other, etc. Apparently antipsychotics are known for lowering your testosterone which is what causes the lower libido, but if he's on steroids like many have theorized he might not actually have much of a t deficit. Schizophrenia can also present with obsessive compulsive behaviors:

Didn't he say he picks up and cleans around the house as a way to calm himself, or was that just a theory someone had?
If he's taking any stimulants that would also play a big role.
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This makes a lot of sense. The burt spurts really look more like its more compulsive or some sort of anxiety tic than him actually pleasuring himself or being an exhibitionist. I haven't followed the show extensively but I'm guessing he hasn't beat off in front of the other contestants.
 
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