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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
FieldPiece said:
The puking made me realize. They shouldn't have rugpulled on Fishtank being the show. They should have said they've been bought out by Joe Rogan to reboot Fear Factor and that it now has the live studio audience commenting via TTS.
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Something like that. The slow burn and hint dropping was amazing. It got me invested in all of these fish and the house itself. Now that the jig is up, we get normal fish tank for 42 more days. If they can ramp up the production interference, challenges, and random people dropping in, it will be fun.

But part of me wishes they waited until way later to reveal fish tank. I always thought they were going to play up the computer AI "malfunctioning" and getting new personalities aka voices, letting it go rampant and saying they are unable to disable it because it is part of the house and they can't abandon the core gimmick of the reality show. IDK, anything to keep the contestants dehumanizing themselves for fame.
 
Alex B claims with 1 phone call he could have Wild Randy's Backstage account deleted. Mizzy starts petting the wall like someone rolling on molly/ecstasy.
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Not only has Payton passed Binx in endorsements, she is now the second contestant, behind only Burt.
I don't know when it happened, but Alex lost his second place and is now with less than 3k, in 4th place. And maybe soon to be 5th place as Jobe is approaching him quickly, with a difference of around only 200 endorsements.
 
Has anyone else noticed the camera quality drop?
Im starting to notice the camera quality has decreased, many of them look very grainy at times.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
Not only has Payton passed Binx in endorsements, she is now the second contestant, behind only Burt.
I don't know when it happened, but Alex lost his second place and is now with less than 3k, in 4th place. And maybe soon to be 5th place as Jobe is approaching him quickly, with a difference of around only 200 endorsements.
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Payton was a sleeper hit, she spent the first couple weeks under the penthouse clique and then as soon as they all left she locked in and had to actually either commit to HELL HOUSE or leave, she has chosen to commit.
They pulled her into confessional a couple times to give her the push she needed which is good.
 
Guys she did the math and figured out exactly how many cigs to smoke and somersaults to do for it to be fair for the team, she did her part ok, she did the math!
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e: her and alex were actually saying that in confessional, im not defending her you dorks
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
Yes, Sam told him that he's setting Wifi up to win the whole show (which is a hilarious lie to keep him there and let the inevitable let-down even funnier) and that he should take it easy on the next few challenges to save his energy.
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He more specifically told him to sandbag on stupid challenges worth small amounts, like 1-2 fishbux. This one was worth 10 fishbux each so probably not the one to sandbag one.
 
Binx whining is fucking tiresome. She didn't eat, she didn't drink, she barely smoked, and she gave up during the burpees. Now she's laying around trying to be the victim. I used to like Binx, but nah, fuck Binx. Even Mizzy did better.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Binx whining is fucking tiresome. She didn't eat, she didn't drink, she barely smoked, and she gave up during the burpees. Now she's laying around trying to be the victim. I used to like Binx, but nah, fuck Binx. Even Mizzy did better.
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She could at least complain into the microphone clearly. If Production could hit her with the whisper-tax deer piss gun... That'd be great!
 
FieldPiece said:
The puking made me realize. They shouldn't have rugpulled on Fishtank being the show. They should have said they've been bought out by Joe Rogan to reboot Fear Factor and that it now has the live studio audience commenting via TTS.
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Zoc Verde said:
Something like that. The slow burn and hint dropping was amazing. It got me invested in all of these fish and the house itself. Now that the jig is up, we get normal fish tank for 42 more days. If they can ramp up the production interference, challenges, and random people dropping in, it will be fun.

But part of me wishes they waited until way later to reveal fish tank. I always thought they were going to play up the computer AI "malfunctioning" and getting new personalities aka voices, letting it go rampant and saying they are unable to disable it because it is part of the house and they can't abandon the core gimmick of the reality show. IDK, anything to keep the contestants dehumanizing themselves for fame.
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i wanted them to change the name of the show like 5 times before they said it was fishtank.
say the show got bought out by suadis' then joe, then the chinnese, then say it was acutaly a gay show.

gaslight them so hard they dont know what to believe, but my nigga burt still does not believe them so i think its good enough.
Zoc Verde said:
My hatred for Mizzy cannot be overstated
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i thought i hated lexi, but i now hate mizzy a thousand times more.

total cankles death.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Binx whining is fucking tiresome. She didn't eat, she didn't drink, she barely smoked, and she gave up during the burpees. Now she's laying around trying to be the victim. I used to like Binx, but nah, fuck Binx. Even Mizzy did better.
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My hatred for Mizzy cannot be overstated. Every time she opens her mouth she is sharing how amazing she is with everyone. As I type this I have heard her say the word "I" about ten times, describing how impactful she was on the triathlon challenge.

She rewrites history to always be right about everything and always be the most amazing person in all of her stories. Meanwhile she is a dumb bartender bitch with an eating disorder who plays around with raw chicken and hoards disgusting slop in her hideyhole. I have met so many girls like her at parties and the only reason they thrive is because of their passing looks. TMD.
 
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