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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Becoming increasingly Payton-pilled, specifically because her Burt impression is so good and from what I can tell she's not annoying at all.
 
And now Payton is hyping up Burt like a coach. I had my doubts about her, however Activated Payton is another animal.

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Zoc Verde said:
My hatred for Mizzy cannot be overstated. Every time she opens her mouth she is sharing how amazing she is with everyone. As I type this I have heard her say the word "I" about ten times, describing how impactful she was on the triathlon challenge.

She rewrites history to always be right about everything and always be the most amazing person in all of her stories. Meanwhile she is a dumb bartender bitch with an eating disorder who plays around with raw chicken and hoards disgusting slop in her hideyhole. I have met so many girls like her at parties and the only reason they thrive is because of their passing looks. TMD.
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I never liked Mizzy either and wished she would fall down the stairs during the Candy Incident because she just wouldn't stfu about it. But she did do better than Binx on this challenge.
Norstein Bekkler said:
i wonder if they have the balls to put binx in the 'catbox' (which i'm assuming is the thing jet's building in the yard).
kinda feeling like they're going to do a 'bit' and say jean did nothing and is sleeping in the cat box.
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It looks like an inflatable hot tub, but I bet you're right, I bet they fill it with hamster bedding or literal cat litter (hamster bedding would be cheaper). And Binx deserves to sleep in there.
 
lol
we love you payton 07- tts
i know that is real because 7 is my favorite number- burt
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payton explaning the show to burt rn, she is in this to win it and understands it pretty good.
 
Payton is explaining the show’s appeal and premise to Burt, who is repeatedly asking everyone in ear shot “why are they having us do these ridiculous challenges?”:
“It’s an experiment … to put you in this house to see how far you will go… It’s a competition reality TV show.”
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Maybe an obvious statement, but Payton fully and perfectly articulating Fishtank with total confidence is awesome.

Burt might be the craziest character in FT history but Payton so far has the best arc of anyone on this season. Changed my endorsement to Payton from Burt, she deserves #2 if not #1.
 
They're putting an inflatable hot tub in the yard.
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As well as getting rid of the pissy bed from the Loft. At first they were gonna lower it into the penthouse with a rope but instead they threw it off the balcony.
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Is Payton the actual embodiment of what they were trying to do with TJ last season where they take a meek underdog and develop personal growth through challenging environments? But this time around it's not forced and fake.
 
foam rolla said:
Is Payton the actual embodiment of what they were trying to do with TJ last season where they take a meek underdog and develop personal growth through challenging environments? But this time around it's not forced and fake.
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each season i try hard to not simp but Payton is making it hard rn .
 
Every. Single. Season. There's been a small brunette girl who a few weeks in who does a 180 and turns into one of the best fish.

This also means Payton will get robbed and end up 2nd place.
 
foam rolla said:
Is Payton the actual embodiment of what they were trying to do with TJ last season where they take a meek underdog and develop personal growth through challenging environments? But this time around it's not forced and fake.
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I get this impression. The key moment was Sam asking her in the confessional what she wants to be when she grows up. Payton just says "I don't know" over and over, with Sam saying "you really have no idea, even a vague one?"

Sam is in his motivational arc, he wants to (or pretends to want to) help the kids navigate through life. So him hearing she has no direction activated that switch in his brain to push her and motivate her to come out of her shell and become something via fishtank. Like TJ but with a working brain.
 
Burt figured out what Fishtank was and then proceeded to get re-gaslit back into not understanding by a constant bombardment of TTS.
 
Has anyone considered there being an esoteric meaning behind calling the show fishtank, and calling the contestants fish?

Fish is symbolic in scripture of someone who is mindless, who is regarded as unworthy of equal treatment by fake Jews. This is apparent in the Modern Hebrew letter Nun which means “fish” veiling the ancient Hebrew meaning of “son”.

And Sam being such a grotesquely ugly man I am sure he is of fake Jew stock.

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