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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Its Vladi Bby said:
ive went back several pages but havent found any explanation for wtf is going on right now. im at work so I cant just watch it lol. but i see their are a bunch of new freeloaders in prison garb? some kind of stanford experiment challenge? i need cliffs fanbuddies, im entitled to them,
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Yup. Stanford Prison Experiment with the fish in charge. Burt paid $2k of his fishbucks to be one of the prisoners (HE WANTS TO RAPE) and Jobe is the fish's plant.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
ive went back several pages but havent found any explanation for wtf is going on right now. im at work so I cant just watch it lol. but i see their are a bunch of new freeloaders in prison garb? some kind of stanford experiment challenge? i need cliffs fanbuddies, im entitled to them,
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You're pretty much right, they're just here to "be prisoners" for the fish, with the fish mostly roleplaying guards. Currently Jobe and Burt are inside men.

There are 2 new freeloaders as of last night, but one seems to be leaving later.

EDIT: late, i forgot but above post mentions Burt paid $2k to roleplay a prison rapist kek
 
bahaha thanks for the cliffs... did they mention what the prisoners are getting out of this? im guessing some behind the scenes per diem. alex will relish in this role, the aviators finally come into play.
 
Agares said:
Why do you support monkey rape?

But yeah it would be nicer if you could get them individually. No idea what I'd do with 8 extra Wild Randy stickers.
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They are stickers. You stick them on shit!
Rob Wolchek said:
Vertical Bar is fucking unfunny, wiggers need to do a better job at rejecting these shit TTS's
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Agreed, but there is no way they will turn down easy money.
Norstein Bekkler said:
isn't that how you say "fuck" in korean or something? lol
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It's "shibal". Sounds very different from how Burt says it.
TheSaltySpitoon said:
PAYTRIOTS, RISE UP
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I logged in and have given my endoresment to queen Peyton. She was above 4100 just now. 8)
S.C.U.D. said:
Burt is up and has been writing on his corkboard.
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He is so perfectly insane I keep going back and forth between thinking he is a plant. A cork board with crazy theories and red string? It's too perfect!
 
Blackstar said:
Jean is not homeless, she has a family and home and bills to pay and that's why she's only here for a day and leaving soon. She's been great though and I hope they bring her back.
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Was the homeless thing just a bit? I missed her introduction but someone said she was homeless. Glad she's not, she seems like a nice lady.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
bahaha thanks for the cliffs... did they mention what the prisoners are getting out of this? im guessing some behind the scenes per diem. alex will relish in this role, the aviators finally come into play.
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I heard Sam tell Mizzy they're getting $300 per day. It also sounds like there's no real planned end date, it depends on how much money it makes them.
 
Sam made an Thanks, Computer reference and now there's prisoners all over the place. Come on Sam, revive Officer Maggot you can do it! Bring your tanks AND your GUNS and YOUR BOMBS.
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Terfmaster9000 said:
They are stickers. You stick them on shit!

Agreed, but there is no way they will turn down easy money.

It's "shibal". Sounds very different from how Burt says it.

I logged in and have given my endoresment to queen Peyton. She was above 4100 just now. 8)

He is so perfectly insane I keep going back and forth between thinking he is a plant. A cork board with crazy theories and red string? It's too perfect!
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He was given the cork board and string and explicitly told to use it.
 
Someone asked Jean how much time she's done: "Not enough." She's an excellent CO, as most excons are, and she's coming up with great punishments the others refuse to enact such as a "paddy wagon" where people had to crawl past everyone getting spanked that Conner kept calling "GAY SHIT." "Why are you so worried about people thinking you're gay Connah? Why?" He got quiet real quiet and wandered away, hahahaha. Jean W. What a queen.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
:stress: Burt truly doesn't give a shit anymore. His dick matters more than the money. I'm beginning to think he joined Famous House for reasons other than becoming famous.
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He has said many times he just wants to split all his winnings with everyone if he wins, dudes just there for the game not the money.

Fuck knows what he does for money besides sex which he probably also does for free.
 
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