🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The stream is back and now everyone in the site chat is slobbing Jet's knob. Seems like a success.

It appears the the contestants are now locked in the yard and the inmates are free in the house.
 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
The inmates are STEALING shit in the house!!!
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They discovered Burt's schizoboard too.
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Also wtf happened in the locker room??
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Production finally let them out and of course Alex talked in front of the prisoners.
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Now they're reclaiming their stolen shit and their mission is to get the prisoners out of the house. 8, the fat guy, had a bunch of fishbucks stuffed in his shirt.
 
Halloween23 said:
We don't even need Frank Hassle anymore. Jobe is killing it.
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i want Jobe to take over running the show. Jet can just fuck off back to being Nick's sidekick.
I Will Stop.....in 3 min said:
Shes cute, you guys just always think all women are ugly, hell, people were calling Payton a tranny.
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they banned all the simps, so now its only people who hate women that are left.
FieldPiece said:
The puking made me realize. They shouldn't have rugpulled on Fishtank being the show. They should have said they've been bought out by Joe Rogan to reboot Fear Factor and that it now has the live studio audience commenting via TTS.
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that would have been a neat idea, they could even tell the contestants that Joe Rogan would be rerecording over frank's dialogue and be added in in post for syndication.
Just Some Other Guy said:
Imagine being 32 and lying on the floor like a rape victim over ciggies and exercise.
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she was at the tail end of smoke free society, vaping only started getting huge when she turned 21 and people were still calling it "mouth fedora" until she was much older, unless she was from michigan and hung out with niggers, its practically impossible for her to have gotten into smoking, same thing with exercise.
hauntedgraffiti said:
but Payton so far has the best arc of anyone on this season.
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she was a terrible reality show contestant but she's the best fish tank contestant. like she can't do the usual reality show schemeing and back stabbing and friendship manipulation stuff, but this silly competition show where you're being yelled at by TTS 24/7 she's thriving.

Its like how some dudes would just thrive in wartime.
Halloween23 said:
and that she didn't bathe for 2 months
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she looks stinky.
 
BullfrogBill said:
Dude, the entire site chat was raging and going riot mode against the show all day (mostly because Jizzy exists), it was not a "mild criticism". The season has been amazing all 19 days and then one bit seems to not do so well and the entire fanbase flipped their shit. The wiggers are in the right and they're proving a point that no matter how much you whine about the show, you will always come back.
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as much as jet's mishaps annoy me, majority of fishtank fans have never produced a show in their lives. I'm no expert, but I'm currently studying film in college and organizing people, a website, live audience reactions, the cameras, microphones, film crew, etc is a lot of work for how few people are working for them. these freaks scream and cry over nothing. sometimes theres valid criticism, but jet and the team are working literally 24/7, and for 42 days straight? that shit would kill me for months afterwards. they deserve much more credit than they are given.
 
You just know Ben is ready to throw hands as soon as one of them actually throws a punch. We know Ben knows how to fight too. Same with Burt considering he's an undefeated heavy-weight boxer. Man this almost turned into kino, it was so close! Connor and Jeet still look like they are going to beat someone to death.

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(Paypay is hiding in her room and crying from all the commotion)

They're now actually telling them to get the fuck out and TTS is telling Burt that it's time to get angry. 15 appears to be refusing to leave.

RAPE THEM BURT. RAPE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

burkinoff said:
as much as jet's mishaps annoy me, majority of fishtank fans have never produced a show in their lives. I'm no expert, but I'm currently studying film in college and organizing people, a website, live audience reactions, the cameras, microphones, film crew, etc is a lot of work for how few people are working for them. these freaks scream and cry over nothing. sometimes theres valid criticism, but jet and the team are working literally 24/7, and for 42 days straight? that shit would kill me for months afterwards. they deserve much more credit than they are given.
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Hi Jet

EDIT: ONE OF THEM STOLE THE MONEY BOX AND LEFT
 
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