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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
No you are right, the "fans" really don't know what they like and they have no clue how hard it is to run a show like this or they don't care. The amount of shit streamers who have attempted their own Fishtanks that fall apart in a week at best are proof that it's a bitch to run six weeks of this. The "fans" don't give a shit and expect instant gratification 24/7 and if they don't get it they shit their pants and talk about Jet like he's Satan. You would think that if they really disliked Jet so much and think the show is so boring they just wouldn't watch it but that's not an option to a Fishtank fan because they are all autistic retards in constant denial. Jet shut them up real fast when he pulled the streams earlier.

This is a terrific show and I love it so I'm glad it's on season 3, but if I were in Jet's shoes I would have never made a second season because the audience is one of the worst ones out there and that was clear in S1. You can call him a whippet brained wigger or whatever, and I agree, But Jet is still superior to the average Fishtank fan by miles.

Also the poster you are quoting is a huge loser, don't take anything he says seriously.
Thank god someone finally said it. Season 3 has been fantastic so far but the second a bit fails? FUCKING WIGGERS DIE JET DIE YOU SCAMMED ME OUT OF MY MONEY I'M CHARGING BACK like no wonder he hates you all. You're emotional fucking children.
 
I didn’t see the boring parts that happened today that got everyone bitching, but if you’re running bits live every day for 42 days, one bit not hitting isn’t even really a failure on the production’s part. It’s just something that’s bound to happen occasionally no matter how good the team is.

Something about MDE attracts the most aspergers and autistic ridden viewers ever. Sam called it out a long time ago, saying his fans were "high potential, high IQ kids who burned out." I think these people all have a complex where they have to fact check and criticize every action Sam and crew does, while simultaneously consuming their content like crazy. I love MDE's humour, and Sam's irony mixup style is hilarious to me, but dear god I hate his fans and I bet he does too.

Basically MDE fans do not deserve fishtank, and Jet is excelling this season.
 
Honestly though, this season is great. I didn’t see the boring parts that happened today that got everyone bitching, but if you’re running bits live every day for 42 days, one bit not hitting isn’t even really a failure on the production’s part. It’s just something that’s bound to happen occasionally no matter how good the team is.
The main issue wasn't the lame bit but the fact that Jet and the wiggers seethed so hard about people saying it was boring that they shut the stream down. It takes a thin skinned wigger with an ego like Jet who wears retarded $1,300 dollar pairs of shoes for status to do that just because people are spamming ZZZZZZZZZ in the chat. The bit could have just been aborted or they could have tried to put in a little effort to save it. The stanford prison experiment in fishtank probably sounded better on paper than how it was in reality (they just shoved a bunch of people into the garage, the room with the worst audio, and picked the most boring people in the house to plan challenges and rewards on the spot)

It also rubbed me the wrong way when they put the stream back up to the fish sitting around doing nothing for over an hour while craigslist crackheads went around trying to steal shit too.

My assumption would be that they expected the fishtank prison with the fish guards and the random craigslist prisoners to last much longer than it did, hopefully they have some backup ideas for the next few days, I understand that a lot of it is improvized but if they fall back into the lazy S2 mentality of telling people to be entertaining the show will drop off a cliff.
 
Janny Jeff sounds like Bill Burr
he really does. it's incredible.
anyways
here's some (unrelated) pictures
the destroyed kitchen and burts wall ramblings
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burt doin some schizo ramblin in penthouse

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ben and jet got in the closet together (lol) to direct a scene between jeff and payton
 
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Im ok if not every day is a hit. It is what it is. Maybe im just old but you cant get everything right in your pursuits all the time, but i do understand the reoccuring worries and problems that people have connected to other seasons. Also evil Burt? Fuck yes! God those wall scrawls are great. Ive noticed hes really settled into his role in the past few days. Im interested to see how far Peyton will go after this tank experience.
 
You're being really disingenuous saying that it was just spamming some Z's. The chat was in full meltdown mode for hours even before the Z spamming started.
The chat who has never created something of this scale will never understand how protective one can be of it. Apathy and insincerity are in vogue, so actually being upset when people mock your passion project is seen as gay and lame. Jet can keep being upset if it means he's going to care about the show more IMO.
 
he really does. it's incredible.
anyways
here's some (unrelated) pictures
the destroyed kitchen and burts wall ramblings
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6 pages of TTS gaslighting "clues" and he concludes that it's an undercover cop reality show after the queer dating show theory got debunked. It took me all day to finally figure out wtf Burt was getting at. Thanks for posting this.
 
one bit not hitting isn’t even really a failure on the production’s part.
no one gives a fuck about the bit not hitting its Jet having a temper tantrum that is what really pissed most people off. despite what @neger psykolog thinks you don't need a huge crew to just not spiral and shut the show down when viewers aren't having a fun time.

Big brother blatantly had a cheaper budget than 1980s doctor who and if a day didn't turn out so well, they were fine shrugging it off and moving on with the next day. You didn't have fucking Russell Brand yelling at the viewers talking about how he wished they'd get raped by a bunch of muslims.

Jet pulls this shit every time we don't worship his bits. And people trying to pretend this is some massive undertaking is insane. this nigga just sucks at their job.
and Jet is excelling this season.
i know for a fact you don't think Jet's done a single bad season, you're the type of fag that enjoyed brian on season 2.
It takes a thin skinned wigger with an ego like Jet who wears retarded $1,300 dollar pairs of shoes for status to do that just because people are spamming ZZZZZZZZZ in the chat.
exactly, something comedians learn to deal with is having bad nights. Sam Hyde and his wiggers haven't had to deal with that, but not everything you say will be gold and you just have to live with that. You can't just go "FUCK YOU FOR NOT LAUGHING AT EVERY JOKE" Like there are some famous sketchs Eddie Murphy did in the 1980s where he fucks up a line or has to power through a bad sketch and he manages to get people laughing despite themselves while staying in character. Its literally almost entry level stuff. every theater actor has had to do it too. If someone he knew ran off the stage after audience heckling, Sam Hyde would be bringing it up the rest of his fucking life. You don't need a huge budget or a ton of employees. its pretty basic adulting.
The chat who has never created something of this scale will never understand how protective one can be of it.
so you're ok when any person in hollywood lashes out if people don't like their movie or tv show? when people mock Hasan you're on Hasan's side?
 
exactly, something comedians learn to deal with is having bad nights. Sam Hyde and his wiggers haven't had to deal with that, but not everything you say will be gold and you just have to live with that. You can't just go "FUCK YOU FOR NOT LAUGHING AT EVERY JOKE" Like there are some famous sketchs Eddie Murphy did in the 1980s where he fucks up a line or has to power through a bad sketch and he manages to get people laughing despite themselves while staying in character. Its literally almost entry level stuff. every theater actor has had to do it too. If someone he knew ran off the stage after audience heckling, Sam Hyde would be bringing it up the rest of his fucking life. You don't need a huge budget or a ton of employees. its pretty basic adulting.

lol half of this thread since it was started has been shitting on the "wiggers" and the "pillhead crew" and making fun of them whether they do good or bad - their reaction or overreaction to stuff not working out is part and parcel of what the show is. I mean ffs damiel in season 1 was one of the wigger's friends and supposedly was a pillhead, then you have the cast of assorted side characters like fatty and frank hassle.

if you were expecting a normal, reliable and non dramatic regular showrunner/producer when there is a daddy dom 160+ IQ schizonigger on the show interspersed with TTS about monkey rape then you're probably watching the wrong show. their reactions to the audience not liking stuff is a part of the show - if it weren't then they wouldn't interact or engage at all

anyway, change da channel if u dont like it nigga, not that hard - go and find a better show with a better producer that features TTS that is overtly racist towards an indian contestant for hours on end lol
 
so you're ok when any person in hollywood lashes out if people don't like their movie or tv show? when people mock Hasan you're on Hasan's side?
Hollywood, yes. Hasan, no.

Why do (keyboard) people mock artists or creators for defending their project? Like the modern internet expects Ridley Scott to say "Yeah guys, Napoleon was a retarded movie lol!" This enforced societal apathy is idiotic and encourages low effort, mass appeal projects.

Hasan talks to a webcam and dresses like a eunuch, he has no integrity so him being defensive over his low effort content is not the same.
 
I understand that a lot of it is improvized but if they fall back into the lazy S2 mentality of telling people to be entertaining the show will drop off a cliff.
literally just give them booze at like noon
this was the problem with the last drunk piece of shit challenege it happened at night
drunk pieces of shit get drunk at noon
 
Why do (keyboard) people mock artists or creators for defending their project? Like the modern internet expects Ridley Scott to say "Yeah guys, Napoleon was a retarded movie lol!" This enforced societal apathy is idiotic and encourages low effort, mass appeal projects.

most probably because they've never created anything themselves and had to defend against a thousand retards sperging out about it or trying to give their super valuable input on how or what it should be. the internet turns everyone into an expert correspondent or critque - you can find a lot more of this type of shit than you can find people who actually go out there and give it all they've got and try to make something entertained

so far I am entertained - for a 24/7 livestreamed show with unpredictable TTS and unpredictable contestants not everything has been perfect but I am suitably entergaged
 
i haven't been watching this season so far. is the general consensus that it's been better then last or have the wiggers jet it up again?
 
Hasan talks to a webcam and dresses like a eunuch, he has no integrity so him being defensive over his low effort content is not the same.
Remind me who was showing off his $1200 boots today? Is Fishtank the only streaming show the creator is allowed to be defensive about? Would anyone in ip2 or ice posidon during his hunger games arc be allowed to get snippy if people mocked them? what about the RV streamers? What about Ethan Ralph during his show the killstream?
 
tbh I hope they intersperse more 'tame' challenges (like the babydoll challenge in S1) between the hardcore and destructive ones. all the scheming and retardation, TTS stirring the pot, letty shaking the shit out of jon and simmons' baby, etc. was funny as fuck. give alex one that looks like a monkey. let TTS go buckwild with daddy burt jokes.


while it's good content, back to back balls to the walls challenges (cell > drunk asshole > triathlon > whatever the fuck happened tonight) is kind of exhausting for both the fish and the viewers.
 
i haven't been watching this season so far. is the general consensus that it's been better then last or have the wiggers jet it up again?

I've seen a lot more people saying this is the best season so far compared to complaints. It's not perfect but it does have a super eclectic cast and has been pretty interesting so far.
 
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TTS is helping Burt make his hit list. See those little specks on the bed? Those are glass shards from a bottle he threw at the wall.

Nigga's losing it.
 
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