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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Halloween23 said:
My worry for this is that it's going to make all of the other fish band together and dogpile Burt. They've already sort of ostracized him as it is.
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If they keep letting the fish decide who gets eliminated (Which is really stupid by the way) then Burt will probably be the next person voted out, which would be disastrous in my opinion.
 
true cult anon said:
I don't have a clip of this, but immediately before Dark Burt went to yell at Mizzy he was aggressively venting at Binx in the kitchen about her. The others had been in B3 and came out to see the commotion, where they stood in the entry to the hallway and one by one shrugged at Binx from behind Burt's back as Binx looked around concerned. It was like a cartoon, or a scene from a sitcom. Totally ridiculous looking with the Neptunian camera shot.
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I got you covered bud:


I have all of it from tonight, but my cams are not the director cams lol. here's about ten minutes of Burt being activated, it was awesome (long, but worth it if you missed it:

 
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Alizarin Crimson said:
This is exactly the point.

Jet and the wiggers have done a great job this season, it's the best show they've ever made by far and they have navigated pitfalls very well for the most part. Noone is disputing that.

People are taking issue with the fact that a couple of minutes of chat spam was enough for them to take cameras down completely and tease ending the show. For those saying that this is a bit and part of the interactive experience - well whatever I still think it's gay. Hell, after they brought the streams back up they managed to change course and salvage the show for the night without issue, which proves even more how unnecessary it was for them to react the way they did.

I don't know how this got twisted as "BAD BIT = SHUT DOWN THE SHOW" in this thread as that was never the argument anyone was making, and I'm baffled by the sperging saying that you can never criticize anyone doing something which is difficult.

Two things can be true at the same time. The show can be fantastic AND cutting the cameras over chat spam can be a bitch move.
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Calling it a few minutes is beyond disingenuous. It was being spammed for a long time only for people to immediately seethe when it got shut down.
 
I'm picturing in my head a murder mystery novel style thing where dark Burt picks off each Fish one by one in the mansion over a single rainy night while we watch.
 
I appreciated the jimmy TTS references during dark burt. "Donkey kong is off the rails, green penis", and "This is what happens when you don't eat the fucking hotdog bitch"
 
Mr Sister said:
I appreciated the jimmy TTS references during dark burt. "Donkey kong is off the rails, green penis", and "This is what happens when you don't eat the fucking hotdog bitch"
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The difference between the reaction of Jimmy getting in Taylor's face and Burt getting in Mizzy's face is very interesting.

Jimmy is white and he was demonized for yelling in Taylor's face

Burt is black and is celebrated for yelling in Mizzy's face.

Luke saying there are real world social implications in Fishtank is actually accurate.
 
BullfrogBill said:
The difference between the reaction of Jimmy getting in Taylor's face and Burt getting in Mizzy's face is very interesting.

Jimmy is white and he was demonized for yelling in Taylor's face

Burt is black and is celebrated for yelling in Mizzy's face.

Luke saying there are real world social implications in Fishtank is actually accurate.
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The difference is that the audience knows Burt isn't actually angry or going to hurt her because he had just spent over an hour in his room plotting with TTS. Despite being a schizo, Burt's freak out was planned, Jimmy's freakouts were legit.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I missed a lot, but this helped
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43:10 to 44:57 is my favorite part (edited the quoted video to start playing there)
Simbal throws the deer head at a prisoner. It is not on camera for that video, only the noise from the confessional, and a screenshot of him doing it, and everyone's reaction. They call him a crazy weirdo, and make fun of him being indian. Simbal says "I challenge you!" The prisoner replies "To what? A boxing match? Keep walking. I'll box you, keep walking." And simbal slinks away with no response. Then he comes out again a moment later and stays quiet and the camera zooms in on him soaked in condiments, dejected.

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The fight started with the prisoner earlier if you want more of the jeet getting pressed by some random guy. 35:32 (I don't know what part he supposedly almost punched him in the face, though it is completely believable considering all of simbals other behavior)

BullfrogBill said:
The difference between the reaction of Jimmy getting in Taylor's face and Burt getting in Mizzy's face is very interesting.

Jimmy is white and he was demonized for yelling in Taylor's face

Burt is black and is celebrated for yelling in Mizzy's face.

Luke saying there are real world social implications in Fishtank is actually accurate.
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Jimmy's first blow up was for the hotdog thing. It came after a piece of hotdog bun was tossed at him, and he jumped within an inch of in her face yelling "FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!"
Then he threw a mallet at the ground (in uncontrolled anger) while screaming,

Burt threw his shoe on the ground (in controlled anger), and yelled at mizzy calling her a lying cunt. There is a difference. However everyone's reaction to luke pushing simbal out of the room is very very funny now that we are where we are now. Simbal almost punched a guy in the face, threw a deer head at him, and the whole beanbag incident
 
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literally retarded said:
He's an actual schizo but it's okay, we know for sure that he isn't actually angry. Makes a lot of sense
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As someone that watches gangstalking videos on youtube sorted by new for fun, it does make sense. They are paranoid not unpredictably violent. Have you ever spoken to a schizophrenic person? Jon in season 1 was right in a way about schizophrenics being able to be fairly normal

He is 160 IQ breaking bottles because he knows chat loves it
 
fat_rat_in_the_grass said:
im a poorfag with no pass
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Use https://ppv.land/ft or the youtube.
PPVland has all of the cams that you can click through, youtube is just the director cam restream. ppv.land/ft has broken thumbnails ever since they changed them to live thumbnails on the official website.

Also Burt's up and being a schizo already while everyone else sleeps.
 
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