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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It's over, Burt's simping for Mizzy. Endorse Jobe
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Slight correction, their support emails do come from Akili E. I can't confirm it's the same guy, of course, but just something to mention.
That guy had to have the patience of a saint to deal with customer support issues for this fucking fandom. RIP Kili.
 
Edit: I assumed this is a random guy but there is apparently some evidence of him being involved. @Coral Apples posted evidence on the next page. On an unrelated note, @no-exit found that the same guy was arrested for sexual assault several years ago (no evidence of conviction or placement on his state's sex offender list). Is this a funny bit that's funneling thousands to the family of some random guy? Or are the wiggers basically joking about the death of an actual colleague? Time will tell.
It's unlikely he was convicted. If he was, he'd never be allowed to be a school bus driver in PA.
 
It's unlikely he was convicted. If he was, he'd never be allowed to be a school bus driver in PA.
His mother is the bus driver per the GFM. He supposedly works for Fishtank in some technical or support job.

Here's footage of the fake elim




The first scene was Burt confiding in Alex Z. He's sad because he didn't get as many roses and he'd expected and Alex has to gas him up. Note that multiple times sense the rose count, Burt has speculated that, because it's a weekend night, most of the queer audience is probably out at the bars. Strong cope. After Alex leaves, Burt shares his current feelings about Alex.





Reminder that you can just right-click videos to download them on /clips and then just archive them here.
 
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Can somebody explain the chip sitaution for me? Ive not been able to nolife it for a couple of days from work plzthx.
They tried to do a raffle earlier during the cell challenge. Winner would be flown out to get driven around the 2.5 and 3 sets by Sammy Guns himself.

Problem is, that's legally gambling, so after raising thousands of dollars their lawyer told them to refund everyone. Now it's been a running joke that Fishtank and all their sponsors endorse and facilitate illegal gambling. They brought the chips in as a joke on this and to have side content with the fish.


update: CATFIGHT
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