🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Binx is planning to attempt to make Alex's wife go nuclear, she is going to dress slutty and try to instigate. :popcorn:

BUY BINX STOCK!

holy shit ALEX PULLED HIS BONER OUT
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HERE COMES FRANK
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Burt had to bring Frank in to the penthouse to introduce him to Alex and his wife (who were in the middle of making out). Alex's response was to threaten Frank to stay away from his woman. This will end well.
 
Dark Burt has been eclipsed by Jacqueline (sp).

Meanwhile Alex continues to look like more and more of a faggot. He's been walked over by his wife, his daughter—they're making out and grinding again.

I have this sinking suspicious she receives no gratification from this and is on this ride for the money. He's grinding pathetically between her legs, on his knees. She's sat and slapping him on occasion as they mumble about this and that.

Shirt's being pulled up. He refuses to even get his shirt off for the moment despite tossing it off for other reasons like monkey hits to his chest.

It's over. She looks a mess and Alex still looks scolded rather than aroused. She looked more tuned in when she was performing for the camera, Burt, and the rest of production. Granted, she's out of breath and clearly exhausted but Alex doesn't inspire any confidence in her. Clearly.

And they've left the penthouse.
 
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