🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Alex's wife needs a hasslin'. I have a feeling Frank will try to seduce her or allude to Alex that he is trying to seduce her. If he pulls this off before the reveal I have a feeling Alex with go apeshit (monkeyshit?). Frank also has no problem physically bullying people. Oh my god I need to get more food and drinks ready, this is going to be amazing. I hope his wife goes insane and needs to good roundhouse kick to the blubberforehead.

Burt immediately asked Frank if he's bisexual to which Frank laughed and said "yeah".
 
Alex's wife needs a hasslin'. I have a feeling Frank will try to seduce her or allude to Alex that he is trying to seduce her. If he pulls this off before the reveal I have a feeling Alex with go apeshit (monkeyshit?). Frank also has no problem physically bullying people. Oh my god I need to get more food and drinks ready, this is going to be amazing. I hope his wife goes insane and needs to good roundhouse kick to the blubberforehead.
I had a greasy quesadilla for lunch right before Alex's wife came in and my stomach has been churning ever since. Choose snacks wisely 🤮
 
Is Lauren trying to wingman Burt and Frank right now? This chick might be alright, shadows of her mother omitted.
 
"production come get me"
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Today was a wild ride. I'm exhausted from the excitement and hilarity that whale wife brought.

Dining Room rn:
 
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I tuned in for a brief moment and she was waxing poetic about how if she happened to be a successful streamer, using Pokimane as an example, she would be hated and loved so this isn't a problem to her (I assume was the conclusion). She apologized for not ripped Jackie's hair out because she physically couldn't.
 
She apologized for not ripped Jackie's hair out because she physically couldn't.
She doesn't need strength. She got a grip on the roots and just started falling backwards. If Sam hadn't intervened, she might have pulled her head off. It's like tying your head to the bumper of a truck then throwing it in neutral.
 
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