🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jabba also maxed Alex's credit cards and overdrew his bank to get here.

Yeah based on that it is pretty clear that Alex is a highly temperamental/chaotic person and Jabba is controlling and manipulating him.

Frank is convincing them it's real though right? Barely able to watch

Frank has told them he is sort of vaguely aware of the show and is aware that there is a hashtag of it and a few other things but hasn't seen previous shows. I believe I heard him reassure the others that people have been paid out from the show in the past though.
 
These people are truly softer than pigshit, laugh and be cool and it's free $$$ from supporters after the show if you can spin more fishtank collabs and independent stuff
 
Alex keeps talking about how if he gets the $50k he "unlocks" $180M from a living trust. I'm almost convinced Jabba came in to scare off other contestants and get Alex the money quicker. Her and the daughter have been going around whispering to contestants and apparently they're saying the prize in only $5k.

Jabba also maxed Alex's credit cards and overdrew his bank to get here.
You're right - she's leaving now.

EDIT - lol, never mind. She's still insisting Alex comes with her.
 
If she leaves and then tries to return, they can call the cops on her. You can't show up uninvited to places and demand entry.
She just needs to sing her siren whale song from outside.
As it happens, she's now attempting to negotiate coming back tomorrow or else she walks "and so does Alex". Sam has finally kicked her out and now the divorce threats have come out again.
 
I can't upload screenshots but it appears Sam Hyde/production have shown jabba video of Binx on a plane leaving and she seems satisfied and left.

Meanwhile Alex was upstairs with Ben and Jet being asked about buying/investing in the house repeatedly (they tried to separate him from Jabba but she kind of forced him to come down).

Sam Hyde just now:
"Binx is gone, we're gonna make sure your family is safe"
 
Tbh the best outcome for Alex in this show isn't winning but him realizing the whale for what she Is and leaving
 
I'm done with this I can't take it anymore
They got rid of binx and gorlak the destroyer is still trying to get Alex to leave
I literally want her to fucking die.
 
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