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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Holy shit Burt already clocked that Frank isn't his real name, this guy might actually be smart. (It's Cameron)
 
TTS is right, it's not that hard to leave. Grab your shit, walk down the stairs, it's done. This is all posturing so people will beg him not to leave, like 9,999 other histrionic scenes that have played out in Alex's life
 
neger psykolog said:
I kind of always found the boxing segments a total bore and would tune out whenever they happened. But I am beginning to sense that the reason that Sam Hyde tries to introduce them so much is that they are a great way of dealing with conflict. I can only imagine that if Alex put some gloves on now and did a bit of a match with Hyde while discussing stuff he would probably feel a whole lot better and let a lot of aggression out - but he has to put on the gloves first.
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Any kind of combat sport can be absolutely cathartic. If you are not used to it, it will be a complete energy dump, physically and mentally. Its sensory overwhelm when punches are coming at you.

Some of the boxing has been really bad but some of it has been peak kino. Joker Jimmy vs TJ was art lol.
 
Alex could of defused this whole bit and said "Oh wow, you're Wild Randy! So good to meet you. I want to shake your hand"

But I forgot he's a brain fried retard.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
TTS is right, it's not that hard to leave. Grab your shit, walk down the stairs, it's done. This is all posturing so people will beg him not to leave, like 9,999 other histrionic scenes that have played out in Alex's life
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I do like that his predicament is almost a purely mental/social one that he has absolute full control over, he has his bags packed and is right near the door. He hasn't really been physically hassled (that much). I think playing out scenarios like "tomorrow is the day I'm gonna leave" is something so many people do and its so interesting to see someone be put right on edge like this and the connotations it has with the ogre wife too if he leaves.

On the one hand supposedly Alex doesn't need the 50k at all, but on the other hand he apparently really, really does - I think what he needs more in his life right now more than the 50k is the cold, hard truth that Sam and Frank have been telling him. He knows the 50k is only ever going to be temporary and has made repeated reference that "you have to keep working to keep money coming in".

Probably what he will learn about himself (besides e-fame etc) would be far more valuable than that 50k, because he is being confronted with people telling him the truth very directly.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
TTS is right, it's not that hard to leave. Grab your shit, walk down the stairs, it's done. This is all posturing so people will beg him not to leave, like 9,999 other histrionic scenes that have played out in Alex's life
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I think Alex said production won't give him his phone. I guess they collected them all and are keeping them downstairs.
 
Did Alex just pick up a knife or something from the table?

edit: it appears he may have and connor or whoever defused the situation and made him put the knife or whatever it was down
edit 2: some people are saying he just picked up orange juice and the other dude was mad he would make a mess and didn't want to have to clean the kitchen again
 
neger psykolog said:
I kind of always found the boxing segments a total bore and would tune out whenever they happened. But I am beginning to sense that the reason that Sam Hyde tries to introduce them so much is that they are a great way of dealing with conflict. I can only imagine that if Alex put some gloves on now and did a bit of a match with Hyde while discussing stuff he would probably feel a whole lot better and let a lot of aggression out - but he has to put on the gloves first.
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No, he won't that he's probably too pussy
neger psykolog said:
Did Alex just pick up a knife or something from the table?

edit: it appears he may have and connor or whoever defused the situation and made him put the knife or whatever it was down
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I think it was orange juice in the kitchen, causing Jeff to yell, since it was trashed a few days ago and was a bitch to clean.
 
Man I was really appreciating that heart to heart with Sam and Alex about his wife, and they had to fucking Jet it up activating Frank after pressing him so fucking hard with his wife.
 
I wonder if Jet and Sam are phishing for a lawsuit. Alex would be a great person to sue for all he's worth.

Frank: Burt, I love you. I love you Burt!
 
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