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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
dreamlander said:
Frank has now chosen Connor, the extremely stupid and very clearly closeted homosexual ex cop to be his next victim. We are witnessing a masterclass in tardbaiting. Connor is screaming at the top of his lungs, to the point of tears, by the mere presence of Frank.
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I love it. He's putting in so little effort and triggering huge Frank Derangement Syndrome.

*He's not part of muh family! We have to defend THE HOUSE!"
 
dreamlander said:
Frank has now chosen Connor, the extremely stupid and very clearly closeted homosexual ex cop to be his next victim. We are witnessing a masterclass in tardbaiting. Connor is screaming at the top of his lungs, to the point of tears, by the mere presence of Frank.
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Notice how effective Frank is against turbonormies like Coonor
 
dreamlander said:
Frank has now chosen Connor, the extremely stupid and very clearly closeted homosexual ex cop to be his next victim. We are witnessing a masterclass in tardbaiting. Connor is screaming at the top of his lungs, to the point of tears, by the mere presence of Frank.
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Friendly reminder that he was kicked off the force for touching another policeman's ballsack.

This is absolute PEAK FRANK
 
Kinda wish they actually filled out the biographies of each contestant on the site. I am only learning about coonor's background from comments here.

Would be awesome if they had a like a "lore" section for each contestant that the viewers can fill in (sort of like a mini wiki) that establishes things that have been learned while they've been on the show.;
 
As great as Frank has been in infuriating Alex and Conner, I have to say how quickly he's seduced BURT is almost as impressive (barring the obvious that BURT is a sex starved lunatic). That he's done all three consecutively in less than a day is as remarkable as its funny. He's not only turned BURT against them both but BURT rushes to Frank's defense, stroking his back like they're star crossed lovers.
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This day is the hardest I've laughed all year.
 
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dreamlander said:
As great as Frank has been in infuriating Alex and Conner, I have to say how quickly he's seduced BURT is almost as impressive (barring the obvious that BURT is a sex starved lunatic). That he's done all three consecutively in less than a day is as remarkable as its funny. He's not only turned BURT against them both but BURT rushes to Frank's defense, stroking his back like they're star crossed lovers.

This day is the hardest I've laughed all year.
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I look forward to a Frank x Dark Burt tagteam. The house won't be able to handle it.

*Edit* Frank setting up targets for DB.
 
dreamlander said:
As great as Frank has been in infuriating Alex and Conner, I have to say how quickly he's seduced BURT is almost as impressive (barring the obvious that BURT is a sex starved lunatic). That he's done all three consecutively in less than a day is as remarkable as its funny. He's not only turned BURT against them both but BURT rushes to Frank's defense, stroking his back like they're star crossed lovers.

This day is the hardest I've laughed all year.
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Gay show with gay contestants with gay crew with a gay audience and also a gay relationship between big daddy gay burt and frank gay hassle.

A celebration of love.
 
dreamlander said:
As great as Frank has been in infuriating Alex and Conner, I have to say how quickly he's seduced BURT is almost as impressive (barring the obvious that BURT is a sex starved lunatic). That he's done all three consecutively in less than a day is as remarkable as its funny. He's not only turned BURT against them both but BURT rushes to Frank's defense, stroking his back like they're star crossed lovers.

This day is the hardest I've laughed all year.
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It's amazing in three weeks that Burt has had feelings for Ted, Alex, Vance, Prisoner 3, Connor and now someone repulsive as Frank. But he has never said anything about finding the jeet attractive. Despite smelling good and having shirtless, professional photos, Indians are so repulsive that a psychotic, sex obsessed negro would rather fuck Frank Hassle than the jeet.
 
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