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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Frank told cymablta that is he is a "low caste slave" (for anyone who doesn't know India has a caste system)
I think cymbalta told him that he hopes he (frank) slits his wrists, but it may have been someone else.

Mizzy is telling Frank he is going too far.

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LMAO Jobe declaring Connor as gay and telling Burt he had a purse on him with gay porn in it. No idea wtf hes talking about but that had me gigglin
 
He could have been a gay porn star. He said he was a wrestler.
 
CONNOR AND ALEX L. BYE BYE!!!

Worth the watch, Sam lets an irate Alex know that he will never do anything more important in his life and everyone knows he is broke. Very satisfying.
 
Frank told cymablta that is he is a "low caste slave" (for anyone who doesn't know India has a caste system)
I think cymbalta told him that he hopes he (frank) slits his wrists, but it may have been someone else.

Jeff told Frank to slit his wrists.
Simbal got mad because he saw Frank had a phone, and blurted out "WHY DOES HE HAVE A PHONE , BRO?"

Frank called him a bitch and then a slave and threw water on him. Then he said something about doing porn with Simbal's brother? Something like that which silenced everyone.
 
Alex B's utility to the show was yesterday's abuse session with his disgusting pig wife and subsequent freakout via Hassle. He doesn't have the capacity to be better, he cannot grow, he will never be able to escape the hell he's made for himself because he is 100% bitchmade yapping faggot. The moment was presented to him in classic fishtank fashion, box hassle. Win or lose he was offered the ability to reclaim his dignity and he spent hours yapping his way out of it.

Its not a coincidence that the two previous season's lolcows (Jon and Jimmy) also ragequit halfway through the show. Alex isn't the monkey king, he's just the third season's annoying spastic.
 
Jeff told Frank to slit his wrists.
Simbal got mad because he saw Frank had a phone, and blurted out "WHY DOES HE HAVE A PHONE , BRO?"

Frank called him a bitch and then a slave and threw water on him. Then he said something about doing porn with Simbal's brother? Something like that which silenced everyone.
Frank said that people are making AI porn between Symbal and his brother.
 
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