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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Godmode said:
No judge would find Alex mentally competent. The Wiggers bombshell evidence would be the video of him sniffing Ogrina's asscrack.
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Chicana braaps are a schedule 1 substance. Even being in the same room with them is a minimum 5 year sentence. He's fucked.
 
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Alex posted this lmao
 
jallsballs said:
lol im assuming he hasnt watched the show at all since leaving, they are very often calling out the time on screen
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People in the youtube live chat were saying something about Alex being in the chat but I missed it and can't confirm if it was really him or someone pretending to be him.
 
Frankenchad just mentioned that there are subdomains of Burtsplurt that tracks how skinny Binx is getting. I think in attempt to troll her. I did a sublist3r scan and this appears to be false, they just have standard cpanel. Maybe it's hidden from enumeration. Probably not. Based Frank.


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Domesticated Tomboy said:
Connor apologizes to production for false allegations posted by Alex (part 1) and goes on to apologize to Jobe for the spartan kick (part 2)
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  1. Connor is a better person than Alex for admitting his fault. Something Alex can't seem to comprehend.
  2. He should never admit defamation and should probably delete this
  3. Connor was a drunk asshole and a bit of a wordpolicer but was pretty cool otherwise. He immediately tried to play a bit of a Frank but was too friendtanky, I think they should bring him back after letting him watch some of the Frank stuff from previous seasons, he might turn out to be a good bully
  4. Alex is still a faggot and good on Connor for denouncing him subtley
 
Binx found one of Burt's notes and read it out loud, whoever wrote it (probably :jaceknife:) is stealing shit from Petscop), a webseries about a fake lost PS1 game that unfortunately went from being about just child abuse to the main character being a pooner that got super traumatised and the game telling their story, in the note it said that if Burt didn't fail the rebirthing process he would've been the New Luca, which is stolen from this:
 
Blackstar said:
ALEX IS RETURNING
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Called it :story:
They want to pull a jokerjimmy on him. I can't fucking wait.

Alex seems like he's on drugs in this video. His speech is very different from all of his other instagram videos and how he acts on the show. He seems like he's zannied up. Or drunk. His speech is slow and he over-enunciated possibly to overcorrect. Did anyone else notice this?

Edit: By this point the wiggers have likely have done a lot of research on him. They're going to tear his entire world down on camera. I can't wait.
 
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HAHA we might get our first ever live markypost. Alex continues to shake the foundations of Fishtank. The lolcow bell is ringing. Listen to the bell Alex, it tolls for thee.
 
Jet told Frank in B3 that they're doing the "Burt thing" and taking him innawoods. Also, around 10minutes ago they showed footage from the driveway doing an audio check.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
Called it :story:
They want to pull a jokerjimmy on him. I can't fucking wait.

Alex seems like he's on drugs in this video. His speech is very different from all of his other instagram videos and how he acts on the show. He seems like he's zannied up. Or drunk. His speech is slow and he over-enunciated possibly to overcorrect. Did anyone else notice this?

Edit: By this point the wiggers have likely have done a lot of research on him. They're going to tear his entire world down on camera. I can't wait.
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i will cum if the edited portion happens
 
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