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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Mizzy was based. I will not do drugs (pull an alex) today, I will not mizzy it up today with you.

FuckMarryKill: Mizzy was the one you said you'd Marry. Congrats.
 
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This feels wrong, Jeff is clearly drunker than anyone in the house and probably drunker than you've ever been. He's been wasted all day. I worry that he'll hurt someone.
It doesn't help that not only have they not given him cigarettes but no lighter, but Frank has been fucking him around and making him beg for cigarettes all day long. If they just gave him a cigarette or better yet a whole pack and a lighter he would stop being so agitated.
 
It doesn't help that not only have they not given him cigarettes but no lighter, but Frank has been fucking him around and making him beg for cigarettes all day long. If they just gave him a cigarette or better yet a whole pack and a lighter he would stop being so agitated.
Disagree brother, he's satiated. He has had food, Frank hasn't been fucking with him for two days, and he's stashing booze. He is completely happy hobo right now. It's sadder that they've been playing into it for a few hours.

I'm a bit worried about Non-jeet Iago

That said keeping him would probably annoy the adience more than the fish, so fuck him and kick him. total jeff death

Put your chip on B2 for 15 minutes. You'll hat ehim too.
 
Disagree brother, he's satiated. He has had food, Frank hasn't been fucking with him for two days, and he's stashing booze. He is completely happy hobo right now. It's sadder that they've been playing into it for a few hours.

I'm a bit worried about Non-jeet Iago

That said keeping him would probably annoy the adience more than the fish, so fuck him and kick him. total jeff death
what show are you watching? frank made him kiss or lick his shoe a few hours ago for the promise of a cigarette and lied to him
nicotine withdrawal ain't a pretty thing
 
Frank brought Jeff a bottle filled with cigarette water and fed it to him, leading to legendary Jeff melty.


 
For reference approximately 6 hours ago Jeff was so drunk that he blacked out and passed out in the kitchen. When they woke him up he was totally unaware of anything and could barely stand.
I'm unclear on whether he has drunk more alcohol since then
 
TTS is off, so is this all production taunting Jeff trying to make him insane and force him to leave the house with TTS?

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