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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
neger psykolog said:
I'm surprised no one seems to have found his prison logs/IRL shit. He has openly said "Just google me".
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I remember one of the nights I was recording him and Alex discussing the fact that all commonwealth states fuck people a specific way in the justice system. So he's definitely got a record in Mass.
 
"I'll peck you on the cheek but ya ain't gonna fuck me." - Jeff to Burt
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"Why are your pants down?" - Frank

Edit: "I think my dick just dripped a little bit. Thinkin about strippers. Female strippers. And you've got a giant hard on." - Jeff to Burt

Jeff is 100% gay and wants Burt to fuck him.
 
Didnt get it recorded but Abi and Letty where just together irl on a very short instagram live that Abi did, location looked to be wherever letty has been staying on east coast
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Jeff keeps going on about how Burt has a big black dragon, but Burt's website says he's got 6" cut. He's got an average dick. Jeff is GOING HARD about this gigantic average black cock.

This is very fascinating to me. He's very handsy with Burt, we're probably two glasses of liquor away from him putting his hands down Burt's pants and getting the job done.

john oliver enjoyer said:
Whats up with ppv? Cant get it to load
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This happens to me a lot, it's the time of day, people on the East coast getting off work :(
 
Character said:
The Burt situation is weird and I don't know how they should handle it going forward. At this point I don't think Burt should win but maybe he should get some other prize. If it was just TTS gaslighting him, it would be fine, just part of the game seeing how he deals with the situation he's in but with the amount of intervention from staff it's like he's playing a different game. It wouldn't be fair for him to lose because staff pushes him to spend all his time and energy hunting for clues that don't matter. It also wouldn't be fair for him to win, even though he isn't even part of the game anymore (that's what it feels like anyway).

I think staff intervention should be used sparingly, doesn't matter if they're helping or harming the chances of the contestant, the more level the playing field, the more deserved each elimination and in turn the final winner will feel. I understand tweaking things a bit to keep an interesting contestant in etc. but what they're doing with Burt, while entertaining, feels weird in terms of the actual game.
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I think there's every possibility they could keep Burt on the show as another character past this season which might explain why they're going so hard down a different path with him. Then again, Burt has openly stated that he wants to make it to the end and is going to spread the prize money out equally; he seems to be here for the experience more than anything else. And his is one heck of a ride.

Mandatory this really is a gay show. I was not expecting this from Jeff.
 
Jeff: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME DON'T YOU

Jeff, in some circles that's an invitation. Oh my. Oh Burt kissed him back. Now they're in front of the vanity, look at how many piercings Jeff has. Wow. Jeff is pissing while Burt listens, he's so bricked up omg. I'm recording all this by the way, kino.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
I think Burt is actually a switch and is very attracted to Frank because he knows Frank could top the ever-loving shit out of him. He may rarely, rarely ever be in the submissive role but he's definitely here for it. Kink shit is complex. The idea that he'd been lowered like that in front of everyone is probably a HUGE part of it too, he's having a GREAT time with it.

Don't feel bad for Burt. This is ONE big scene between him and Frank. If something else is going on, he can work that out with a clinician in a mental health environment later. The other stuff, like the LARPing with magic and stuff outside, is a little more questionable with a schizophrenic. Burt is RACK-informed (risk-aware consensual kink). That motherfucker knows what's up. Frank isn't queerbaiting him, Burt doesn't care if people are queer or not, it's an inward journey for him and he's excited about all this shit.
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Reading this made me sick. You know too much.
 
Jeff asked Burt to compliment his feet, and now Frank has Burt sucking Jeff's toes to get cigarettes.

Oh man. We're in the darkness now. Still no lighters.
 
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