🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Now Burt is sucking on Jeff's toes, these two are going to end up fucking.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

frank totally cucked

btw not sure it got mentioned, but after getting a crash course earlier from nifty, burt thinks he's possibly in a polycule with the whole house

 

[Queesechake]

Now Burt is sucking on Jeff's toes, these two are going to end up fucking.
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Frank telling Burt about what he saw in "House 4"

Sam and Jet calling Mizzy for confessional

 

[Smegward]

Jeff really loves halo, which is his favorite Bethesda video game. Go, Jeff!

 

[Grim_Autismo]

frank totally cucked
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No, Frank is what they call a stag. Burt is merely his private porn star, performing with countless of other men for his entertainment, he's not a CUCK! Cucks don't get to choose! (I learned about stag culture in the Rekieta thread, lol. horrifying. I hate this website)

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Make up stories, fish. Goddamn.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Jet is talking about kicking Mizzy tonight, he's sick of her being a nonentity and not providing entertainment.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Gay stripper Burt

 

[bookers]

dammit i got beat.
anyways jet said he wants to set up a princess mizzy playpen and just keep her in there all the time
they should do it in the locker room where she was before
life is mizzy

 

[Smegward]

burt probably doesn't understand what the worst thing he ever did was. nvm he admitted to getting off to pedophiles.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

 

[Shek$il]

Darkest Burt moments:

1. Told a gay guy with cancer to kill himself because he didn't want to have sex anymore.
2. Attempted to incite others to kill themselves by writing fake obituaries, berating and harassing them.
3. Inappropriate sexual harassment. (<---- also why he stopped drinking in 2011)
4. Be morbidly interested in chomos and murderers.

Ben tried to pull more out of Burt by talking about intentionally hurting his dog by stepping on its torso until it would whimper, and one day using all of his bodyweight to break a rib.

Again, "What, is the WORST THING, you've EVER DONE?"
5. "I'm very interested in fucked up people"

Again, "What, is the WORST THING, you've EVER DONE?"
6. "I guess hurting someone's feelings... making them feel less. I did online torture someone who was a client..." (Insert #2 again)

Again, "What, is the WORST THING, you've EVER DONE?"
7. "I would get drunk and be inappropriate with people. It got to a point of incident where[...] I realize I act inappropriate."

"Just say it Burt"
8. See #3 again.

"Say it"
9. "When I drank I was a pervert, a drunk frat bro in community college. I got called out on it, people were crying, so I stopped drinking."

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I went to take a nap and came back to Burt and Jeff getting their fag on. This is pure kino.

Love Tank: Fish Island

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I think Burt wins this challenge.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Sam: you betrayed all these people for a guy you've known for 2 days

Typical fag.

I mean it is possible but Frank was totally and utterly out of breath after just the first round. I don't think either of them were in physical condition to have a somewhat proper boxing match.

Boxing match between an obease man and a dyel was pure kino. At the same time funnier than you would think, and more underwhelming.

Yeah he's got an IQ of 160, but he's still not the brightest guy ..

If you still believe Burt is 160 IQ, after watching him for the past 2 weeks, you are dumber than our friend Alex.

Oh he works out, he curls 15 pounders for 10 reps lol. Just enough activity to let those roids plump the arms a bit while developing very little actual strength. Also his upper back is pretty big which is a very androgen sensitive area, so that also seems like roids.

Burt sounds like hes fucking dying still, dude is in terrible shape

Dude, we figured out his muscles are fake like a week ago. Keep up.

So are all of Burts physical attributes completely fake? He's suppose to be this big, muscular guy but seems to get exhausted from doing anything mildly physical. He couldn't do a single, complete chin up during the challenge. When he does weights, his form is really bad and spazzy and his general co-ordination seems really bad. I thought he was suppose to be a coach and weight lifter? Did he just make this up? Also wasn't he suppose to be training boxing in the past? He has literally no basic boxing form and just flails his arms like a woman. Like it looks like he couldn't even make it through a thirty minute exercise boxing class.

Is he just the result of implants and PEDs? Also the other thing I noticed on how shit his diet is. I don't think a reasonably healthy person who is a coach is drinking multiple sodas every day, eating potato chips for breakfast and gorging candy at 3am. I'm also thinking his whole firefighter thing is a bullshit and probably just a weird, gay kink fantasy he has.

Yes. He is a shallow faggot who is also too lazy to actually put the work in to get the results he wants. He is into instant gratification, same as any other gooner. His beefcake coach persona is a larp. Dude is dropping spaghetti when Frank or Jeff actually make anything resembling a move on him.

I heard about the Ravenblood guy from 2.5 but I never watched it really other than a couple out of context clips. But damn, that dude is great. Really good improv lol. Him yelling at Burt to just put the helmet on his fucking head got me good.

Can I simp for Jan in this thread? Because aside from the whole hog fiasco the other day, he was my favorite part of Fishtank thus far.

Burt is a pervert degen absolutely, but he doesnt understand what thoughts are appropriate to vocalize and which are not. I don't think he would actually do anything.

>thinks a literal skitzo would not actually do anthing
No survival instinct whatsoever in you. People, if you cross paths with a "gentle skitzo giant", turn away and sprint in the opposite direction. They are gentle until they are not. Yes, even Burt. Ficlk, maybe especially Burt. If he's not a plant, which...

I feel the same as Sam. So much shit has been going on I can't tell what day it is. Has Alex really left only yesterday? Feels like a week ago we were watching his hog grind on him on that broken bed. I fucking love Fishtank. Might just order me some stickers for my work laptop.

Ok gonna pipe down and get ready for first gay sex in the gay dating show. I hope they use lube (water based).

 

[bookers]

Frank stole Mizzys backpack and it has her meds in it
She's freaking about it
life is mizzy

Prob why everyone is so non-reactive and nothing ever bothers them. I bet everyone in this tank is blasted on SSRI's.

>Can I simp for Jan in this thread?
OF COURSE

 

[Meowstery]

Burt is is so innocently retarded. He really is just a schizophrenic gay retard with the mind of a kid or something. They keep asking him for the MOST FUCKED THING he's EVER DONE.

You can tell Sam and Ben are trying to get him to admit to something insane like being into kids or raping people, but Burt just keeps looping back around to 'I feel bad I told someone with cancer to kill themselves so they die faster.' Only after Ben said he broke his dog's ribs did Burt clam up and say he was attracted to serial killers and freaks. He was interested in the way they thought and worked, and thought it was hot how they toy with people's emotions, bringing up teasing Prisoner 3. Burt said he'd never and has never raped someone or be interested in kids though.

After a LOT of prodding by TTS and Sam, Burt is talking about the incident that made him stop drinking. "When I was intoxicated. I was saying things.... and basically I was a drunk piece of shit... and a douchbag... and they called me out on it after my hangover and crying told me I had to stop so I did. I would get handsy. I don't totally remember." Seems like the incident that made Burt stop drinking is he started groping guys and they confronted him in the morning so he stopped all together. Still wouldn't leave him alone with my kids though, that being attracted to serial killers and predators thing freaks me out even if a lot of true crime people want to fuck school shooters.

Also Mizzie wants to be eliminated because frank is bullying her a little bit. He keeps putting his socks in her face or something, so she's asking to be voted out. Sam and Ben both chimed in saying "I vote for you to.. staaay "

 

[BullfrogBill]

Also Mizzie wants to be eliminated because frank is bullying her a little bit. He keeps putting his socks in her face or something, so she's asking to be voted out. Sam and Ben both chimed in saying "I vote for you to.. staaay "

She's claiming she's so mad because he got rid of her meds or something? I didn't even know she was on "meds"

She now confirmed that her meds are Lexapro lmao

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Burt is is so innocently retarded. He really is just a schizophrenic gay retard with the mind of a kid or something.

Burt's really wholesome my favorite Chungus Burt moment from the confessional was when he talked about how he studied the methods of Chomos and uses them on his "targets" and that he gets sexual gratification from instilling fear in people.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

This is why Mizzy sucks. When its about manipulating Burt its all "they just mess with us for fun etc"

When she gets hassled? Big cries about how its not funny guys stop touching my stuff!