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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
So I guess this raises the questions:
  • Production (Sam Hyde) has said they are bringing in people to "fix the house" once he leaves (this was said in private in the confessional). Why?
  • Are they going to bring someone worse than Frank on the show?
 
Endangered Species List said:
Wait, did he seriously do that or is it a bit just to get more info out of Burt? I wasn't here for the confessional.
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Ben woke up Burt the other night to open up to him about the childhood trauma he endured having fallen in love with another boy in class, developing that into an actual relationship and feeling free to be himself at home with his loving mother - only to be brutally humiliated and abused by his father (who he barely knew, because his dad spent most of his time away from home on an oil rig), and came home to lose his shit at his gay son. The whole story, with multilayered detail, lasted about 10 minutes.
Ben in a heterosexual man. Production will say anything to try and get a rise out of contestants, and Ben seems to particularly like telling Burt tall tales. I
Aquafag said:
Why do these people threaten with physical violence over material possessions that ultimately don't matter and production will just replace? Also if it was sentimental to them why the fuck would they bring it with them on a reality show, even if they thought it was for Famous House?
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Aquafag said:
I don't disagree, but I would not be surprised in the slightest if a lot of these people would resort to physical violence over damaged material possessions even in the outside world. If anything Fishtank brings out people's true ugly selves, and I think that's the whole point of Frank. He exposes their inner evils by doing ultimately mundane things that don't actually affect them at all.
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Getting physically violent with someone who keeps destroying your things and won't stop no matter what you say is a completely normal reaction. Even just on the basis that they're not going to have anything else to wear for the rest of Fishtank if their clothes get destroyed. If you think whacking a large obnoxious man because he's trying to destroy your only set of clothes is exposing an "inner evil", you might need a reality check. The only people who'd allow someone like Frank to destroy all their clothes are the terminally conflict averse and the brain broken. Not to mention that Frank himself has been slapping Jeff for being an annoying loudmouth so if anything has more "inner evil".
neger psykolog said:
Production (Sam Hyde) has said they are bringing in people to "fix the house" once he leaves (this was said in private in the confessional). Why?
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Sam's now saying that the fish have to clean up the "mess they've made" (obviously most of the mess is Frank/Production) and fixing things, and that from now on none of the fish are allowed to engage in "physical warfare". He also claims there's a "van full of cleaning supplies" on the way, which I reckon is probably a van full of Jeff's homeless friends.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
They took him down to the basement at some point.
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lol it sounds like they called a bunch of guys to be Jeff's "backup" (sourced from whoever his homeless friends are) and right before they're arriving they're sending away Frank hahahaha

AssignedEva said:
from now on none of the fish are allowed to engage in "physical warfare".
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He didn't say exactly this - he more said something like "from now on, the game will not be physical warfare but it will still be a challenge"
 
Mizzy immediately went to Binx and complained that she and Payton had it easy and barely got hassled. Binx of course disagreed because she said Frank took their make-up bag lol
 
Grim_Autismo said:
the third is so mild why are we even talking about it, Burt?
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They kept pressing him about it! It's apparently the reason he stopped drinking, because his friends said it scared them.

imo the suicide stuff, while he was sober, was worse, but they wanted to know why he stopped drinking
 
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