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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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oh my god lmao
also info - lie detector guy says the reports wont happen until tomorrow
ALSO - burts from newark lol
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
I mean I agree Payton is also getting softballed, but Binx has been hassled the least and I'm sorry but having a short scuffle shouldn't be enough to coast by on for the whole show.
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there has to be a hassling curve. some people can clearly take more than others and if you treated everyone equally it would be a worse show.
 
I fucking love this polygraph nigga like you wouldn't believe. This dude has ice running through his veins. I know this dude stays splitting wigs and clapping cheeks.
 
skrod said:
Black people truly have some amazing metabolisms. Even if his muscles are implanted and/or he's on TRT, how is he not fat as fuck? (he's black)
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I stand corrected. Burt has admitted to having several liposuction/fat removal surgeries. That's what the scars are from.
 
Queesechake said:
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That's our friend @Skull Hyde 皮顱 btw. He has at least 3 tw accounts and larps between them as varying degrees of a Sam Hyde hater/Markyposter. He even replies to himself multiple times per thread.

Not like someone cares, but for these couple months he's switched main obsessions from Betty to Sam (not that he's forgotten about Betty). He's pissed that he gets shit for confessing to dating minors as an adult while Sam still has a career.
 
literally retarded said:
That's our friend @Skull Hyde 皮顱 btw. He has at least 3 tw accounts and larps between them as varying degrees of a Sam Hyde hater/Markyposter. He even replies to himself multiple times per thread.

Not like someone cares, but for these couple months he's switched main obsessions from Betty to Sam (not that he's forgotten about Betty). He's pissed that he gets shit for confessing to dating minors as an adult while Sam still has a career.
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oh i know that nigger.
he's a retarded faggot.
it wouldnt shock me if he's actually channing or smth. basically the male version of that
 
Burt's three polygraph questions from the wiggers:

Do you have an IQ over 150: Yes, I have a letter from a psychologist (do psychologists cover this) and I am a member of MENSA and the Triple Nine Society.​

Do you have muscle implants: Yes, arms, lats and shoulders.​

Have you ever bottomed during gay sex: I tried twice but couldn't really get someone to ejaculate-. He is interrupted by the examiner and told to just say yes.​
 
Burt is too retarded to understand how to answer the poly-nigga's questions. It's almost like the breakfast question. He's already answered all the questions we want to know. This is a pointless bit now, I think they should skip to the next person.
 
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