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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Lol I get a few minutes to check in at work and Burt is in a dress and wig being questioned by a polygraph examiner. Lol this is the kind of shit I like, not Frank being abusive to people.
 
Two of the 100 contestants were from Fishtank, but
Exactly, gun to the head can anyone here say they watched the content of every one of the 100 weirdos on that? Ice Poseidon is a lot bigger too. Chances are a bunch of fans bases crossed over without realizing it. ASF also has been all over the place.

Also if they didn't want contestants that knew about fishtank then why let nifty spill the secrets
 
Burt’s true crime interrogation

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The cocktail of psych meds they have Burt on is legitimately insane.
This cybernigger is combining amphetamines and antipsychotics, all while topping it off with a melange of boner pills and beta blockers.
 
I don't expect them to kick her out at this point but they at least need to start pressing her hard because she's essentially been cheating this entire time. Since its the wiggers though and they for some reason already think she's amazing they'll probably just deny it a few times in that annoying Cuban harpie accent and they'll just completely drop it.
The fish are not only contestants, but valued assets to production. Each contestant has a TTS, Toy, and Poll value that makes them worth more money. You can be loved or hated, but if you make a lot of money for production, they will go easier on you. The show is entertainment, but a business venture too. Kicking out Mizzy would be great for the haters, but bad for the TTS whales who throw hate messages at her. Payton is boring, but simps and symps (sympathetic simps) pay tons of money to keep her from quitting. Binx was no doubt chosen to attract the e-girl lovers and whales who would pay thousands upon thousands for her.

Same with Alex, he was annoying as fuck but TTS loved him and they lost a huge asset.
 
Not going to argue the definition of rape here. I 100% believe everything Shadi said because Jimmy is a fucking creep and proved himself to be touchy and disgusting with women on season 2 and reacted extremely poorly to being rejected. Jimmy is the biggest faggot we've ever seen on Fishtank. He is a perpetual victim and never takes accountability for anything. I could easily see him taking advantage of a drunk shadi even if she rejected him a few times. Whether you want to consider this rape or not, Jimmy is the exact type of person to take advantage of a woman and then hide behind grey rape shit to try and paint himself as innocent (or even a victim). Fuck Jimmy. Genuinely hope he suffers in life.

Side note: Haley's red nose filter makes me laugh every single time.
He crawled in bed with one of the S2 girls right, it wasn't nifty was it? :story: or trish maybe?
 
The other accusations against Jimmy were from a former GF of like 2 months who sounds like she is on every SSRI at the same time so she isnt totally reliable but she said Jimmy was very rough and wouldn't take no half way during sex and one time in a sperg rage he grabbed her by the throat against a wall.
Was also mentions of him just being a weirdo in general and muttering to himself a lot and making lots of threats towards not only the former GF but other girls.

I'll say from the vibes of it all that the former GF is probably half trustworthy since she is unhinged but so is Jimmy so take that for what its worth in a Depp vs Herd way.
But the Shadi stuff adds up a lot, Shadi isnt exactly smart and it sounds like she didn't really want this stuff public and only disclosed in a couple people and said she knows Jimmys fans would be all over her ass and make it worse if it was public anyway but also has a very hard time mentally saying its wrong what happens all while also saying she felt dirty and used and stuff while also knowing full well it was not normal. Trying to joke about it calling it buck breaking and other stuff just seems like another way to cope with it.
This all perfectly lines up with how we saw Jimmy act around women in the fishtank too. I could 100% see him sperging out at a woman telling him no and grabbing her by the throat.
 
Lol I get a few minutes to check in at work and Burt is in a dress and wig being questioned by a polygraph examiner. Lol this is the kind of shit I like, not Frank being abusive to people.
Frank arc was really lame. Who would have thought women shriek when you damage their clothes. Watching him slap and humiliate Jeff, and get kicked down the stairs by Simbal (possibly getting a concussion) was pretty funny at least. Guess it’s back to pushing carts at Publix for him. I like this polygraph game, with this cast the mental fuckery is much more fun to watch imo.
 
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When did Burt get a flowercrown to go with the wig?
Edit: It transpires Nifty made it out of some fake roses. The other women are discussing with her about the potential for braiding all the roses together to make a "May Queen" outfit for Burt and doing his makeup
 
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Frank arc was really lame. Who would have thought women shriek when you damage their clothes. Watching him slap and humiliate Jeff, and get kicked down the stairs by Simbal (possibly getting a concussion) was pretty funny at least. Guess it’s back to pushing carts at Publix for him. I like this polygraph game, with this cast the mental fuckery is much more fun to watch imo.


The Furt gaslight was like watching a Mexican soap opera happen in real time, in real life. It was one of the funniest things that's ever happened in the tank.
 
Can't wait to get Mizzy in the polygraph and press her about all her constructed bullshit. Age, Eating Disorder, everyone's opinion of her, all the shit she's been revising and avoiding with her confusing language. "I'm just confused" "I knew that all along!"
 
The Furt gaslight was like watching a Mexican soap opera happen in real time, in real life. It was one of the funniest things that's ever happened in the tank.
It really was incredible. Coupled with the already existing Frank sissy hypnosis meme it couldn't have been better. Frank literally stuck his hand out to massage Burt's bald head into doing his bidding. It looked like a warlock implanting memories into his familiar or something.

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burt admitted to muscle implants on polygraph
also what i want is for them to put ian in there and ask him about his disability
that would be pretty funny
 
Frank arc was really lame. Who would have thought women shriek when you damage their clothes. Watching him slap and humiliate Jeff, and get kicked down the stairs by Simbal (possibly getting a concussion) was pretty funny at least. Guess it’s back to pushing carts at Publix for him. I like this polygraph game, with this cast the mental fuckery is much more fun to watch imo.
I thought it was Frank's best performance yet. In the very short amount of time he was there we got Signal attempting to stab him with part of a plate terrifying production, we got Payton punching him directly in the face, we got the wild Randy reveal and meltdown, we got the whole gay relationship arc with Burt and the reveal, we got the Jeff "IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T DUDE!" meltdown night and we got Frank falling down the stairs. This was all over the course of what, 3 days?
 
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I thought it was Frank's best performance yet. In the very short amount of time he was there we got Signal attempting to stab him with part of a plate terrifying production, we got Payton punching him directly in the face, we got the whole gay relationship arc with Burt and the reveal, we got the Jeff "IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T DUDE!" meltdown night and we got Frank falling down the stairs. This was all over the course of what, 3 days?
It's really amazing that it was only that long. Felt like a whole week.
 
I look forward to the post putting everyone's questions and answers together, so we can compare it to the results when they come back tomorrow. I need to work or I'd get started. but shout out to all the kiwis able to keep the stream open almost constantly
 
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