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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Swamp_Donkey said:
Poly-nigga also said that he was hounding them for the questions in advance but they just gave him the questions as he's doing the test.
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I was a bit confused by that because he was saying something about three questions (I think they give him some and he works three questions into his routine questions). Unfortunately the camera is too low resolution to capture whatever was on the page
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Semen_Recycler said:
Most of these questions are lame. OOooOOh a 32-year-old has had more than 10 sexual partners in their lifetime, how scandalous!!
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Agreed. if they were 22 it might be a different story. I guarantee Payton will say no to that. Should have bumped it up to like 40 that sounds closer to a reasonable number for a middle aged single woman. Remember Jimmy's fucked like 39 women. (3 of them from fishtank)
 
AssignedEva said:
She's allergic to dust.
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Biggest lie this season. If she was, she would keep the house clean, for her own benefit. There's a finger-thick layer of dust on everything in that house.
filthypenguin said:
There were two more questions that he wouldn't read. He seemed frustrated that they wouldn't let him see the questions beforehand to fix them, and also frustrated that production can't grasp the idea that the questions have to be based on fact and action that can only be answered with a yes or no.
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Funny how a bunkmachine comes with rules. Funnier still how a professional can't formulate a question into a yes/no question on the fly. Jeez...
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
Should have bumped it up to like 40 that sounds closer to a reasonable number for a middle aged single woman
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Maybe a whore, not a normal woman btw.
 
Is Jet some kind of never-been-kissed turbovirgin or something? Why does he think "have you had sex with more than 10 people" is some kind of embarrassing gotcha at ~30 years old? According to NIH figures, that's ~25% of 30+ women and ~42% of 30+ men.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
Is Jet some kind of never-been-kissed turbovirgin or something? Why does he think "have you had sex with more than 10 people" is some kind of embarrassing gotcha at ~30 years old? According to NIH figures, that's ~25% of 30+ women and ~42% of 30+ men.
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Because the audience is turbovirgins who will get salty knowing their egirl has slept with even 1 man, much less 10.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
Funny how a bunkmachine comes with rules. Funnier still how a professional can't formulate a question into a yes/no question on the fly.
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He explained to the wiggers that it's not just a yes/no requirement but it has to be about an action with as little subjectivity as possible. Example is he didn't want to ask Mizzy if she received "financial compensation" from her family because there was ambiguity.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
He explained to the wiggers that it's not just a yes/no requirement but it has to be about an action with as little subjectivity as possible. Example was he didn't want to ask Mizzy if she received "financial compensation" from her family because there was ambiguity.
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a) polygraphs are bullshit
b) he could still get some content out of her by following his own rules and asking a few questions such a "has your family paid your rent in the past year?", "has your family given you money to pay the bills since you were of age", "has your family given you cash gifts in the past year", and so on.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
a) polygraphs are bullshit
b) he could still get some content out of her by following his own rules and asking a few questions such a "has your family paid your rent in the past year?", "has your family given you money to pay the bills since you were of age", "has your family given you cash gifts in the past year", and so on.
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Nigger he did ask if they paid her rent you're not even watching. And I'm not arguing polygraphs are real, you're just a retard that doesn't pay attention.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
Nigger he did ask if they paid her rent you're not even watching. And I'm not arguing polygraphs are real, you're just a retard that doesn't pay attention.
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Nigger, half of us are following the happenings of fishtank by reading the thread while out and about because we have lives, nothing to get mad about.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
a) polygraphs are bullshit
b) he could still get some content out of her by following his own rules and asking a few questions such a "has your family paid your rent in the past year?", "has your family given you money to pay the bills since you were of age", "has your family given you cash gifts in the past year", and so on.
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He's not being paid to "get some content out of her," he's being paid to administrate a polygraph test. It's one thing to fuck with an entertainer like the puppet guy or Greg, because it behooves entertainers to make whatever situation they find themselves in entertaining if they're paid to entertain. Polygraph guy wasn't hired to entertain, he was hired to administrate a polygraph. He has to follow the rules the association he's a part of has set, and he has no incentive to fix the questions production failed to write correctly after hounding them for a day to send him the questions prior to administrating the test.
 
filthypenguin said:
he has no incentive to fix the questions production failed to write correctly after hounding them for a day to send him the questions prior to administrating the test.
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You're right in everything except this bit. His incentive is being the professional who is paid (by non professionals) to provide a service he is specialised in. Same as any contractor who will use their experience to get best possible outcomes based on poorly formed request by the laymen they work for.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
You're right in everything except this bit. His incentive is being the professional who is paid (by non professionals) to provide a service he is specialised in. Same as any contractor who will use their experience to get best possible outcomes based on poorly formed request by the laymen they work for.
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not his job. it's no different than you going in for a CT scan or something and they say "to prepare for the exam, you can't eat or drink for X hours before the appointment", and then you're retarded and eat anyways, and they say "sorry we can't do the test". if the wiggers didn't do the prep he said he needed, that's on them.

on topic though: there was something binx was clearly very nervous about being asked, i don't think any of those questions were it, but she looked like she was about to cry the entire time the actual test was going on.
 
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