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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
It's not entertaining anymore watching Burt go into these loops and never make progress because I've seen it 8 million fucking times. It's just frustrating, they really should exclude Burt from this clue shit and let the girls figure it out, they're at least marginally more competent.
The fact he's STILL going on about Xavier potentially being Alex even after being told no, Alex left and he has nothing to do with this. He acknowledges that he's probably just projecting it onto Xavier because he misses Alex, then minutes later brings it up again. He just can't drop it and loops repeatedly.
 
Alex has been in the fishtank site chat? If it was a free account he wouldn't able to chat, unless they gave him a fish account.
Maybe he bought it then? But people were hassling it, and it's been spamming the same message about bullying and harassment, last one was at about 2pm house-time I think. I think the name is something like mmhmm-something. I don't record the chats, only video, so I didn't catch it. People were specifically calling it out as Alex, but it wasn't called Alex. Aren't the official Fish accounts their names?
 
Jobe :( vs Jobe :) notice anything different?

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The fact he's STILL going on about Xavier potentially being Alex even after being told no, Alex left and he has nothing to do with this. He acknowledges that he's probably just projecting it onto Xavier because he misses Alex, then minutes later brings it up again. He just can't drop it and loops repeatedly.
I had a mild psychotic episode when studying for exams in 2016, I thought this girl across the food hall was someone I had grown up with in another country - Although I was fully compos mentis I swore that they were Identical people and I'd be hard pressed to be convinced otherwise.

I Imagine this is what Burt is experiencing 24-7 on this show which isn't helped by all the gaslighting lol (he'd probably do this regardless)

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduplicative_paramnesia
 
He had his chance and he tarded too close to the sun, he's feeling the sting because he sees Ian back on the show and he's hurting for money.

Only semi-related, but when Ian came back, all Simbal could talk about was "but he was kicked! he can't come back!", and someone clarified that Ian is now a freeloader and freeloaders aren't eligible for the grand prize. Nifty said freeloaders get a dayrate. Ian mumbled something along the lines of... "wait you're getting paid to be here?" Did they bait him back on the chance to get in Mizzy's pants (that he already blew) and Fishbucks alone?
 
Only semi-related, but when Ian came back, all Simbal could talk about was "but he was kicked! he can't come back!", and someone clarified that Ian is now a freeloader and freeloaders aren't eligible for the grand prize. Nifty said freeloaders get a dayrate. Ian mumbled something along the lines of... "wait you're getting paid to be here?" Did they bait him back on the chance to get in Mizzy's pants (that he already blew) and Fishbucks alone?
Ian is retarded and apparently didn’t look much into the show after he left judging by his answers when the fish were asking him about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the wiggers got him back without a day rate pay guarantee because it was easy.
 
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