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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It's funny seeing all the girls taking Ian's side, but after it was announced he was kicked Binx made sure to give Jobe a hug in the kitchen. Pretty obvious they don't care when they like the guy who is saying it.
 
Now Jeff is sperging at Jobe about him being unable to survive in a jail cell. Jeff mentions something about the n-word.

Jobe response: "N-word, what's an n-word? Neighbor?"

Now Jeff is sperging/shouting again like usual

edit:
Jobe is now repeatedly saying "nigger" to Ian and pissing him off again lol
 
BIGGEST PRODUCTION WIN!

Ian: YOU CAN'T SAY NIGGA! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!


Full struggle session! I'll cut it down later, if these fucks ever stop doing shit and give me time to do something.

Ian is now in the kitchen impotently crying while Jobe repeats nigga and Jeff talks about how he'll find him outside and put him in an unmarked grave blah blah blah.
 
Ian just got some gay porn donated and it includes a message that obviously include "nigger" or something else equally controversial.
He's sperging about the ethics of saying nigger again.
 
"you're talking about my people when you say that"
"you're not black"

Jobe claimed he is black.
There was a TTS that also said that Jobe is black.

Nigger.
 
since when are mexicans allowed to say nigger? alex's fat fuck wife seemed to think it was okay too? ian is so adamant that he's allowed to say it and that he's allowed to decide who can and can't say it
 
"Ya'll were just watching me sleep and shit! Just hearing shit like that was just crazy to me I don't fuck with that shit!" lol

Someone just called him George Zimmerman's son and he's fucked up. "I CAN SAY THAT SHIT, YOU CAN'T" to Jobe, Jobe persists in his constitutional right to use the Nigga word.

snort inquisition said:
since when are mexicans allowed to say nigger? alex's fat fuck wife seemed to think it was okay too? ian is so adamant that he's allowed to say it and that he's allowed to decide who can and can't say it
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They can't, they're fucking confused. He's five shades too light and six inches too short to be running his mouth like this. Also I completely forgot he's a disability scammer hahahaha.
 
snort inquisition said:
since when are mexicans allowed to say nigger? alex's fat fuck wife seemed to think it was okay too? ian is so adamant that he's allowed to say it and that he's allowed to decide who can and can't say it
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The only reason he's suddenly so concerned about saying "nigger" is because he's worried about it being associated with him when the TV show is broadcast. He clearly doesn't understand what a livestream is or anything really, he still has no idea what the show is.

He's still stilling there postulating about saying "nigger" while production keeps bringing him stacks of gay porn. This is hilarious.

Also turbo irony here: You can't say nigger in the fishtank chat (at least I tried once and it wasn't allowed, you get muted for a few minutes)
 
snort inquisition said:
since when are mexicans allowed to say nigger? alex's fat fuck wife seemed to think it was okay too? ian is so adamant that he's allowed to say it and that he's allowed to decide who can and can't say it
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Americanized Latinos desperately want to be black and have the same special victim minority status as blacks, even though their ancestors practiced slavery against blacks just as brutally as any Southern planter ever did
 
I know it'll be an hour long, maybe more, but please god someone put together the entire ian loop into one video. I just wanna see how long he keeps going Naah.. naah man... you cant say that dood... naah.. that aint your word man... naaaaah.. It's so fucking funny seeing him melt down this fast. Seems like he went from bedroom 3, to the yard, then to the den (bothering jet) before being kicked and moving to the island. He's not even leaving, he's just sitting there continuing to complain.
Update: IAN CANT BE KICKED THIS LATE AT NIGHT. He's going to keep doing this for hours and hours more
 
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