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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
hauntedgraffiti said:
(I wish they had still tried to do some sort of planned content
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camping or another cell challenge would have worked especially if they were going to remodel the house. the same way plays will close the curtain and do an intimate number while changing the set.
attractive_pneumonia said:
and they're not able to discuss it with any other S3 fish without blowing their cover "as a plant":
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they go to a room with one of the other fish and go "hey i remember seeing this guy in one of the videos they showed us" boom done or even go "hey you look familiar, i think i saw some clip of you on tiktok" its fucking super easy
 
I regretfully just saw this and must post:

(song around 0:40, sorry I can't archive at the moment)

I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a full grown man this overwhelmingly consumed by horniness. They brought an escort in for Airsoft Fatty in S1, surely Daddy Burt deserves it (see: needs it) at this point. I feel that one of the new contestants is going to be picked exclusively for Burt.
 
Tr00nStompa said:
Jobe jokers... we win
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live jobe reaction
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emitter said:
I regretfully just saw this and must post:

(song around 0:40, sorry I can't archive at the moment)

I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a full grown man this overwhelmingly consumed by horniness. They brought an escort in for Airsoft Fatty in S1, surely Daddy Burt deserves it (see: needs it) at this point. I feel that one of the new contestants is going to be picked exclusively for Burt.
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That cocktail of meds he's on turbocharged his sex drive.
 
emitter said:
I regretfully just saw this and must post:

(song around 0:40, sorry I can't archive at the moment)

I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a full grown man this overwhelmingly consumed by horniness. They brought an escort in for Airsoft Fatty in S1, surely Daddy Burt deserves it (see: needs it) at this point. I feel that one of the new contestants is going to be picked exclusively for Burt.
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Disability challenge let's fucking go.

Payton: physically crippled or "fucked up"
Burt: retarded
Mizzy: FAT
Binx: schizo
Simbal: quadruplegic super genius with a Stephen Hawking voice
Jobe: blind and Tourette's wombo combo
Nifty: psycho
Jeff: deaf Jeff the alcoholic
 
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