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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This whole "Eveyone hates me so use me as a shield later on so you dont get voted and i do" thing that Mizzy did is probably the first great play she has made in the game
 
Sam just choked out Mizzy
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Earlier in this season it was tonic water, but as of today it's "real." Nifty said the ingredients label lists actual ingredients now, and said it's very cherry forward with a hint of mint, but not as strong as "menthol" implies. She said it was better than she expected it to be, but that it was still pretty bad.
The Season 2 Fish also hated their Zipp version and said it tasted bad, so regardless of what it's got now, it's never actually been good.
 
Okay so burt just sank his boat. He wants to win and split the 50k amongst all his new friends (original contestants). Which is like 30k after taxes. Also Burt just said he knows how to play and win the game.
 
This whole "Eveyone hates me so use me as a shield later on so you dont get voted an i do" thing that Mizzy did is probably the first great play she has made in the game
If she was smart she would have hammered in how much the audience loves the other two.

Burt's going on about how strong a competitor is and how smart he is for figuring everything out. When Mizzy was talking Sam would interrupt her and give her tips, but he's just letting Burt shoot himself in the foot.
 
If she was smart she would have hammered in how much the audience loves the other two.

Burt's going on about how strong a competitor is and how smart he is for figuring everything out. When Mizzy was talking Sam would interrupt her and give her tips, but he's just letting Burt shoot himself in the foot.
Her foot? hoof you mean. Sam seems to have given us his pick subtly. I hope they target it Payton not Burt or I hope the wiggers rig it. Burt's content with be 10x better than nontent Payton.
 
They're doing arguments against their elimination now.
Mizzy: "The new people will vote me out first after they get here so if you eliminate me, you'll lose your shield"
Burt: "I came up with every theory under the sun so I can mislead them if they suspect something's off. And Dark Burt will return when the time is right, especially if one of the men is queer"
Payton : "I may be quiet but I've fought for all of you and I miss Famous House."

Mizzy really put in more effort than usual in the last couple days, but it seems like it was too little, too late.
 
She's never talked much about music
its because you'd be able to clock how old she is. all her favorite bands are literally the ones from her high school days.
who he surprisingly really likes.
if you were white in the late 2000s you've heard of Alkaline Trio, they were on the muppets green album for fucks sake.
 
Jet's giving each person new instructions to stand under the mic and speak quietly. Mizzy stood on the old mark and spoke loudly, I love that retard.
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Simbal = Mizzy (He would have chosen Binx if she wasn't immune.)
Mizzy = Payton (idk it was so much talking without saying anything. Nothing personal though.)
Burt = Mizzy (Burt thinks mizzy actually knew what the show was still. 160IQ btw.)
Binx = Mizzy ( She is sticking with Payton as per her alliance.)
Payton = Mizzy ( She is sticking with her pact that she originally made with Alexis & La Ron from the start.)


Total Votes Cast: 5
Current elimination: Mizzy
 
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Jet tells Burt to stand closer to the camera and talk louder when he redoes the take. Burt stands in the exact same place and talks at the same volume. 160 IQ by the way
 
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