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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
La'Ron is doing a twitter space right now.

So far, he has told us that he's from the west side of Chicago and the projects he lived in were called "the village" or something like that. He also said he would have won any boxing challenge if he had the chance in the tank.

He makes apologies for Ian saying the nigga word, says that he thinks only black people can say it but also says that he grew up with a lot of Mexicans who said it. Which is it, Ron?

Others in the space bring up Alex's wife and how she has said she feels "spiritually connected to black people" and says nigga and shit. LaRon makes more apologies for them, saying they can do what they want but "I know he's not gonna say that in my face."

i'm tired of listening to this so that's what i've got for now
 
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I'm surprised they (Simbal especially) had the two connecting braincells to realize Burt is the most likely of the three to get himself thrown out, so voting him out now would've been a waste. Mizzy was still pretty likely to also fuck up though, Payton was the best choice here. As much as I wanna have faith in Burt being able to make it, the fact he still thinks Mizzy knew isn't a good sign.

After they talked shit about her after leaving, it'd be funny if one of the new fish coming in were Mizzy again.
 
Charnel Ground said:
La'Ron is doing a twitter space right now.

So far, he has told us that he's from the west side of Chicago and the projects he lived in were called "the village" or something like that. He also said he would have won any boxing challenge if he had the chance in the tank.
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He actually kind of showed the ability to jab during his cobra Kai challenge shit. I don't doubt it lol
 
Burt is in the kitchen still going on about how Mizzy knew things and was collaborating with production. Get the fuck over it, Burt.
 
Gonna be sad seeing Nifty go, she kinda let all these now more experienced fish know exactly what is up over the last couple days and has been a great guide. She's so neutral with it all lol it's perfect.

When Mizzy was thinking she made Frank leave by throwing simple ketchup on him, she was like naw, letty threw piss and shit on him and he laughed.

On top the all that she also says batshit brain worm degen shit once a day atleast that always take me aback in her earnest candidness.

At the moment she said the term "undisclosed fluid exchanges" in regards to people in the polycule having to get permission from the group...
Horrifying
 
DAYUMMM. No Blurt splurts allowed in Nifty's polycule.
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He thought because she's fucking with a bunch of other people Nifty would be an easy fuck. Apparently the whole airport incident was too much for her. Even bottom of the barrel guttersluts have standards.
 
A Payton say "nigger" to win Fishtank and get 50,000 dollars ending would actually be really funny and interesting. Not sure what she would do.
 
I don't think Mizzy was very entertaining. And I don't think Payton is either, but she's pretty.

Love the idea of actc 3. Most of us loved the first two weeks of the show and we get to do it again! Looking forward to the rapid descent. Plus we get a bunch of new fish. This is a win if casting is anything like the first round.
 
Everyone's reaction to Mizzy leaving
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Love the idea of actc 3. Most of us loved the first two weeks of the show and we get to do it again! Looking forward to the rapid descent. Plus we get a bunch of new fish. This is a win if casting is anything like the first round.
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The best part about famous house was knowing the hell that was coming. Now that is supposedly going to just be two weeks of famous house I'm not really as engaged. I'm not interested in an actual reality show.
 
This is the second time Jeff has told the weird story about touching his cousin's dick when he and his cousin were kids.

This time the story was prompted by Burt saying "you talk about dick more than I do", and him insisting that he's only ever had one "dick experience"
 
BingBongDingDong said:
The best part about famous house was knowing the hell that was coming. Now that is supposedly going to just be two weeks of famous house I'm not really as engaged. I'm not interested in an actual reality show.
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This. We all knew Famous House was just a gateway to Fish Tank. I doubt they will, but if the last 2 weeks just turns into "Famous House, but now the fish are in on it!", it's most likely going to blow ass.

These fish need more hell. Much more of it.
 
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