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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I promised I would buy it when it was first available once I saw it on Season 2. Haven't bought or paypigged for any other MDE or FT related things, but I have to have this Tomacco like product!
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I also bought some. I like trying new soft drinks/energy drinks. I kind of regret not getting the Zipp poster during Season 1.
 
I also bought some. I like trying new soft drinks/energy drinks. I kind of regret not getting the Zipp poster during Season 1.
I wish that poster was still available because it actually looks neat and I'd like to hang it up, but it was gone by the time I looked into buying it. Stickermule needs to do a second run of the Zipp poster.
 
Payton during the Jeff and Burt gay scene:
"NO DICKS!!! NO DICKS!!!! I WILL NOT TOUCH A DICK FOR ANY MONEY!!!!!!"

5 minutes later when trannies are brought up:
"Honestly I couldn't care less about genitalia. I just wouldn't date transwomen because I can't feel an emotional connection towards them." (or something like that, just paraphrasing)

So pathetic.
 
Payton during the Jeff and Burt gay scene:
"NO DICKS!!! NO DICKS!!!! I WILL NOT TOUCH A DICK FOR ANY MONEY!!!!!!"

5 minutes later when trannies are brought up:
"Honestly I couldn't care less about genitalia. I just wouldn't date transwomen because I can't feel an emotional connection towards them." (or something like that, just paraphrasing)

So pathetic.
So she isn't really a tranny fucker, she just doesn't want to be ostracized from her lgbt friend groups? Makes sense.
I don't know how it was to grow up during the 2010's, but it must have been miserable with all the woke social pressure.

It's still gay, but better than being a girlcock sucker.
 
Payton during the Jeff and Burt gay scene:
"NO DICKS!!! NO DICKS!!!! I WILL NOT TOUCH A DICK FOR ANY MONEY!!!!!!"

5 minutes later when trannies are brought up:
"Honestly I couldn't care less about genitalia. I just wouldn't date transwomen because I can't feel an emotional connection towards them." (or something like that, just paraphrasing)

So pathetic.
Thx to tts last night she tried to be unfiltered and talk from her heart and got pressed about being a transphobic and racist against burt that shit freaked her out especially the one who said that he came from TikTok and saw her clip talking shit about trannies to be honest for a lezbo she's tolerance and she doesn't push her shit in other people's mouths.
 
So she isn't really a tranny fucker, she just doesn't want to be ostracized from her lgbt friend groups? Makes sense.
I don't know how it was to grow up during the 2010's, but it must have been miserable with all the woke social pressure.

It's still gay, but better than being a girlcock sucker.
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hopefully it is just a dyke phase
 
Some notes on Burt.

Thanks to sneedchat for confirming that Burt has in the past described having a double or hyphenated last name, and that he mentioned his sister's name is Vanessa.

@Blackstar I think was the one who ran the tape back and confirmed the name Vanessa. I then found this Reddit post:
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I have not had luck finding her Facebook page yet, but good to know!

Edit: Here is Vanessa's Facebook. Not much activity on there. Confirmed by cross-referencing with Burt's Instagram.
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I came a cross a few variations on Burt's name while poking around and now I have reason to believe that his full name is Albert Kusi-Appouh.

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ATTENTION LAWFAGS
I also found this and I need your help:

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[Link to Trellis.Law page]

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You have to pay this website to get the documents. Does anyone have an alternate route to finding out what the hell happened here with this automobile tort that was dismissed by the court?
 
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The freeloaders are packing their shit to leave having just been informed by Jet it's time to go. Jeff tells Vance he wants Payton or Simbal to win, and he's taking some booze with him.
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Some notes on Burt.

Thanks to sneedchat for confirming that Burt has in the past described having a double or hyphenated last name, and that he mentioned his sister's name is Vanessa.

@Blackstar I think was the one who ran the tape back and confirmed the name Vanessa. I then found this Reddit post:
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I have not had luck finding her Facebook page yet, but good to know!


I came a cross a few variations on Burt's name while poking around and now I have reason to believe that his full name is Albert Kusi-Appouh.

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ATTENTION LAWFAGS
I also found this and I need your help:

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[Link to Trellis.Law page]

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You have to pay this website to get the documents. Does anyone have an alternate route to finding out what the hell happened here with this automobile tort that was dismissed by the court?

The SEO copy on Google is referring to a different case:

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But it it looks as though it was just a car accident

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Was dismissed as it looks as though it was settled out of court.
 
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Sam just choked out Mizzy
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That should be me... (:_(
Oh I forgot to mention she said her favorite bands are The Beatles, The Cranberries, and fuckin Green Day lol. Binx likes just obscure enough "alternative rock" radio bands to not be called a complete poser
None of those are obscure though. She is into mainstream rock and that's fine.
Binx Simps receive yet another L
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This has to be a joke, right? If not, it is fucking insane to post this without her knowing about it/agreeing on it. But also if she is a polycuck it will be fun to see her lose simps over this shit. I hate these degen freaks.
The best part about famous house was knowing the hell that was coming. Now that is supposedly going to just be two weeks of famous house I'm not really as engaged. I'm not interested in an actual reality show.
Why do you guys buy the idea of 2 weeks of friendhouse? What makes you actually think that's what's coming? I have a feeling we will see more hellhouse, and the fish are being gaslighted about it so that we can laugh at their naivetee.
 
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