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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
№4, Tony

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Its Vladi Bby said:
The idea of someone new winning the 50k is hilarious
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They may be stupid enough to try to reverse the gas light, but I really think they really can get in legal trouble if they say they are competing for $50k when the contract actually only says $5k. I know game show law would screw up several things about how Fishtank is run, but that could be a big enough deal to try and get someone to actually bring lawyers in

Maybe there is a clause about primary contestants, and they are only eligible if all the primary contestants are eliminated, and so they technically aren't lying about competing for $50k. Like they'll never eliminate all the Fish over the famous, but if it's down to Burt and Binx and Burt murders her, one of the Famous Contestants gets to win the $50k.
 
I kind of feel like things may have been more interesting in the early parts of the show if they had some of these hypernormies on (just like 2 or 3 of them). cymbalta is kind of a normie but he fills in the "indian guy persona" and aside from him I can only really think of Peyote as being normie and not filling a persona (but maybe I'm forgetting some people).

One thing is for certain: seeing these people's reactions to Burt is going to be pure kino.
 
Kawan is dope, he just reminds me of guys from my high school.

Really wondering how these people will react to hell house. They all seem overly normal compared to the 50/50 original cast.
 
The Man With No Name said:
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He might be in trouble
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How in the fuck do production not actively check people's bags and do a pat-down at this stage of things before they enter? I mean its certainly possible this nigga just totally forgot he had his phone in his pocket.

john oliver enjoyer said:
Apparently Braden's phone received messages from Friends telling him he's on Fishtank, meaning they knew where to watch. If true, he probably won't be coming back
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1. He doesn't or shouldn't have his phone in the house to begin with. So his friends knowing what fishtank is or "where to watch" should be entirely inconsequential.
2. It sounds far more likely that someone doxed him or he started getting phone calls and production heard his phone vibrating or whatever and got rid of him because of that
 
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She realizes that all the books are about murder, but AH-HAAAAA It's time for a new Fish!

 
Payton has worse acting than your average porn actress lol, she was asked by the new girl if she had ever done something like this and she responded with a nervous and broken NOoO
 
She name dropped the "den" but i dont think its too big of a deal cause its a generic name. But she cut herself off like she got in trouble for saying something which is suspicious.
 
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