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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
.....It's a gay show. Officially. Welcome Brandon.
They could really do Bitchtank 2.0 and just have gay guys.
I didn't personally watch Bitchtank at all but I heard it was well received. Having some super gay people on (even previous contestants like La'ron, Jon and Burt would be awesome). They should also have Ben pretend to be a flamboyant gay guy again.

It would have the added layer of humor of having MDE fans watching an actual, dedicated gay show.
 
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It's just white Burt.
 
  • They made some innuendo about top/bottom.
  • The dude on the left (Brandon I think) is a bottom, burt is a top.
  • Burt clarified B.U.R.T. as standing for "Black Ripped Urban Top"
  • Brandon is "glad there is someone else who is lgbtq in the house"
  • They spoke about where they are from and Burt went into autistic detail about how he got to the house - mentioning specific airports.
 
Only freeloaders I wanted were Duanye and Chris. They would both play their roles fn perfectly. New and old fish would be confused
 
Burt has said, "Burt, B U R T, or uh.. black urban raw top. I'm a bisexual pornstar and a volunteer firefighter." six times.

 
More often than not, I heavily question the narrative from MDE fans that Sam Hyde is some kind of modern day genius philosopher savant. Smart, funny guy to be damn sure, just not a genius. Then I see such a perfect example of his 'retarded gay people' theory in action, and you can't help but wonder if it was intentional or pure serendipity. Or maybe it's just way, way more faggots that are like this than even I thought.

 
Burt said "how do you get up there" referring to the penthouse while stood right next to the stairs. Then when in the penthouse he quietly mumbled "how do you get up there" while looking at the loft with the very visible stairs. 10/10 acting.
 
I know a lot of you guys think this is gonna be shit, but I think this could turn out well.

It won't be whisper tank. But it will be fresh.

Both S1 and S2 felt a little long in duration towards the end, this is a nice reset for the viewers and OG fish.
 
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