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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Luke is back, baby!
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I'm inclined to agree. Newfish seem to be less mindbroken by US education and internet than oldfish. Me personally (untouched by turboaids due to being europoor) would vote off Burt immidiately because I would find him revolting
Does anyone remember when this season just started, how long (in days) did it take before Burt starting telling people about cuckolding and daddy dom bullshit?

My guess is that it took 3-4 days at minimum and his major strategic fuck up here is that he now mistakenly thinks that it is totally cool and kosher to mention that stuff to random people you've just met. Like he has forgotten that that is stuff you shouldn't tell people straight away after meeting them.

Voting is sure going to be really, really interesting. And even if Burt is offputting whether it will be enough for "newfish" to use his awkward personality as the reason to vote him off first - the other possibility is that they see him as being so awkward and useless that they don't see him as a "threat" within "the game" and just delay voting him off and instead prioritize voting off the chads/stacys that they see as the most immediately threatening.
 
THE KING IS BACK ✨✨
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TOTAL SLIMEBALL EGO DEATH
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I don't care what happens after this point, it's so fucking over for Slimeball in this one moment and not even getting Hassled could break him as much as being in the presence of our Aryan Prince.
 
If the new gay guy who did the little kid drag show isn't removed in Simmons fashion I'm going to be pissed.
 
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