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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Rob Wolchek said:
If they ever do some shit that requires commentators, I hope La'Ron is one of them. Ever since he's been off the show, he's made a lot of great impressions on FT Fans that came away thinking he was a useless crybaby. I enjoy reading his insights and opinions, I think he's perfect for a commentator type role.
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For real, he has charisma for the laugh-laugh and enough insider info to add perspective.

In the meantime La'Ron could make a killing just doing reactions on youtube to past season episodes and clips.
 
Daaaamn Burt cant hit 185lb once. Thats kind of wild. I mean every man should be able to rep 135lbs unless there is some kind of disability at play, but if you work out for even a year in the gym 185 should be fairly attainable.

Just watched Burt rep 135lbs for maybe ten reps.. but it was wobbly as fuck which makes me think hes just never used a barbell.
 
Cactus Concerto said:
I guess her plan is to blend into the background as she did before and coast to the finish line, which makes sense from a competition standpoint based exclusively around eliminations, yes, but as a viewer it's annoying and incredibly disappointing because she's been through this before.
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I agree it sucks for us but after watching what happened to Alex then Mizzy and now possibly Burt, being bland as wallpaper is the safest bet. It's why I am desperately hoping wiggers aren't going to just do voting, at least without some twists on it.
 
DigitalSoryu said:
Brandon Hilton is friends with Michael Alig, the Horror Cow who murdered a gay escort and groomed Desmond.
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Holy fucking shit, this faggot is next level creepy. Not an escort tho IIRC, Michael Alig killed his drug dealer, left the body in his apartment for days while partying, and then hacked it up into pieces before dumping it in the river.

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Gay Pedo just mentioned possibly wanting to target Simbal first

The women (and fag) are firmly against Simbal and Burt right now, that was fast. They want to give Burt the benefit of the doubt more than Simbal though because he's black and ya know, Simbal is Indian.
 
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#lurker said:
Binx and Payton having been scheming against Burt multiple times now. Burt might be a liability, but trying to start a new social circle is really fucking risky. Very very silly.
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To be fair, Binx and Payton aren't bringing up either Burt or Symbal, Breezy is. Why would B or P object to kicking the creepy sex weirdo or the jeet?
"No no, we should keep the lunatic who keeps telling us he's a bisexual, rimming, raw dog, anal sex, I love coming inside people"
objecting would be suspicious
 
The Boyz were taken down to do Boy Shit like make mad gainz. They don't need immunity, they're SAVAGES. Featuring Pinky B possibly fishing for attention and Binx fishing for information about why these SICK ANIMALZ aren't looking for an immunity card like SAD BABY LOSERZ. Oh, and Burt's there too.

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Burt keeps trying to give TTS all of his attention. He's so out of the loop. I'm gonna miss this fucking schizo spaz.

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King G.

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Binx thinks Alex B likely has immunity and has refused to tell anyone because of what she overhead in the BOY ZONE.

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Slimeball said this bird has Country Vibes whilst bobbing his head like he was in a Bollywood movie (it's a very bobbily bird). I laughed. Alright, Slimeball. You win this round.

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The Girls (yawns) chat about how the boys are boring. The Boyz scene had a touch of genuineness to it because I think the guys do genuinely enjoy chatting shit with one another. This girls scene is faked from top to bottom and is an absolute yawn fest. Binx was nominated the leader of the scene/group by Ben for the scene but the real ringleader is clearly Breezy. They want Burt out and Brandon in (fag hags, I swear).

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Payton claims that people you think are quiet and being nice can often be calculating, ESPECIALLY guys. She says being friends with Alexis, La'Ron, and Slimeball (and now being in this scene with Breezy and Our Wife). But Kawan is dangerous because he's being nice. Binx tries to tell them not to get rid of him because he seems like he'd be a flippy floppy choice (a valid assessment, he seems like the type to want to follow the good vibes and not fight the current) so he'd be a good investment, but they're all dangerous and clearly trying to fuck them (Breezy says in her nude one piece accentuating her tits and ass).

The scene competed (Gay Ben trying to make some finger star with them was the highlight) and now Binx is trying to throw Luke in as 'The Alpha' they need to watch out for. They're all nervous about Alex B because she's a BOYZ girl. This alliance was built up entirely by production and will crumble under the slightest pressure. I can't wait to see their reactions to Brandon supporting queer kids rights and the grooming of young boys for drag circles. Breezy is going to ruin these women.

They bring up how creepy Slimeball is but don't worry, the guy who is quietly shadowing you all is less of a threat than Burt, the schizo. I am biased and as far as they are concerned both men are concerning but Burt is clearly into Brandon and that could easily be used for a free vote in any direction; Binx and Payton know this but refuse to accept it. Or just haven't noticed his dick can force him to do all kinds of shit.

It's so over, Burt Splurts.

Other than that, Star walked in and agreed to eliminate Burt because he's too sexual for the house. She asked if Brandon felt safe and he responded by saying he can handle it for TV; Star then asked, "should you have to?"

Breezy wants them all to gaslight Burt into feeling like he thinks they're friendly then vote him out.

They keep talking about alliances meanwhile the guys are just chilling out, making genuine bonds and 'alliances' by vibing. The Boyz stay winning.

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Slimeball has that bird and only that bird. He refuses to find a group to assimilate. He could absolutely be next after Burt, he's currently the (yawns) girls' Plan B vote.

Never mind, Plan A is now Kawan... Did Breezy mix up her Jeets?

Star mentioned something with former fish names on it? Dang It Ronpa?

And apparently Breezy and Pedo might have known each other prior to the show. Trash seeks trash. Someone please confirm.
 
WIGGER L should've cleaned up better
"WHO IS MIZZY?"
 
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