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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
PAYTON VOTED SIMBAL. That's 2/3 of the other OG fish. Fuckin brutal.

Burt went Luke because he cockblocked him indirectly lmao.
 
As much as I dislike Simbal, kicking him sucks. He's had to endure the most hate during the last month in the tank and he's been playing the game well (though maybe not the social one). That's 2 of the arguably best contestants gone in consecutive eliminations. What's left after this? Watching Burt jerk off for 2 weeks while the girls do their makeup? Even if they become entertaining now, it feels shitty knowing they got to coast through the worst parts of the fishtank while the ones that actually went through the hellhouse were sent home.

Considering his role so far, this is such a lame way for it to end, Binx talking shit to some normies for a few hours and that's it. Just goes to show how shitty of an idea it is to let the contestants vote each other out.
 
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If the wiggers are reading this, you KNOW that Luke is your hero character. Do everything to keep him, do everything to ensure he makes it to the finals. Fuck the rules, fuck fairness, you know its what will make a good show. Luke deserves the money, and more. Best contestant, best charisma, best blue power ranger of all time.
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rig it niggers. democracy is gay
 
I feel like everyone needs to be reminded that production told all of the original fish that it was in their best interests to vote each other off and not the new people
so in light of that, all of them voting for Simbal makes sense.
and it makes more sense to why binx was lobbying so hard against simbal and not the chomo
 
Burt is voting for Luke.

He's going to get voted out by the other fish with an actual elimination vote.

Also, who else saw how the girls followed Luke out of the penthouse like ducklings?
 
Kawan - Symbol, following the women's lead
Binx - Symbol, she's been waiting to do this
Breezy - Symbol, snake recognizes snake
Skye - Symbol, creeping the women out
Luke - Symbol, Computer told him to check the votes, he did, and changed his vote in response
Alex - Symbol, he tried to manipulate everyone in the house
Kevin - Burt, weird vibes
Gianna - Symbol, rumors of him sneaking around listening to conversations
Symbol - Luke, we know why. Computer tried getting him to change the votes but he's dumb
Shelby - Symbol, eerie vibes
Payton - Symbol, word salad
Burt - Luke, he's overtly problematic
Tony - Symbol, he's playing a different game
Star - Symbol, antagonistic and playing people against each other
Alyssa - Symbol, gives her the creeps
Lily - Symbol, "someone told me to"

Edit: Ah shit they weren't done.
 
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Enough with the Burt love. I know you guys love schizofreaks (like him and Chris Chan).... and Josie at least is cute, but Burt is fuckin tiring with the queer stuff, also liking/finding it funny to watch some gay dude masturbate that much is just retarded.
LUKE W.
 
Today has been extremely deflating to the point where I really don't even want to watch anymore. The OGs are ass. The new fish are mega ass. The only thing that could make this entertaining would be emergency airdropping in Frank, Fatty, Jimmy, Letty, Tayleigh, and whoever else to terrorize these fags until they all quit.

Except luke ofc
 
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