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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aquafag said:
At this point, I think the wiggers should just send Burt home. He's endured enough. He's not a well, healthy human being, and he's not strongwilled or mature enough to quit. I think production should just take responsibility and let Burt leave with what dignity he has left. There's nothing shameful about third place. He did well. He did a good job and made it far. He was entertaining and engaging to watch, but enough is enough.
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Nah. Torture the rapist nigger. This opportunity will never come again. He has admitted to multiple sexual assaults in 2011 and prior, he has admitted to idolizing pedophiles, fantasizing over rape and murder. He is incredibly perverted and gets off to forcing others to witness it. He is the worst of the worst and this is the second best thing we can witness in terms of punishment. The first of course would be a lead implant, though I think that's too good for his kind. He had no self respect to start with and leaving without further torture is not what he deserves.
 
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Aquafag said:
At this point, I think the wiggers should just send Burt home. He's endured enough. He's not a well, healthy human being, and he's not strongwilled or mature enough to quit. I think production should just take responsibility and let Burt leave with what dignity he has left. There's nothing shameful about third place. He did well. He did a good job and made it far. He was entertaining and engaging to watch, but enough is enough.
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I shitpost about Burt a lot on this shitposting forum, but he's genuinely endearing in a way that most people who don't have a retarded schizo in their lives wouldn't understand. Yes, he's massive sex pest, but he literally is not capable of understanding right from wrong. He's barely functioning enough to occasionally pretend that his brain works, but the Famous House 2 environment has been especially damaging for him. He needs to be removed from society for everybody's safety.
 
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Burt retreated to the den to eat pizza alone, and Tony came in and gave him a pep talk, complimenting Burt on some of the punches he managed to land. This is partially because Star, who Tony wants to fuck, has spoken at length at how disturbed she was at the ritual humiliation of Burt.
 
Breezy kicked out for lying about production stealing her underwear.

 

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Morte said:
I shitpost about Burt a lot on this shitposting forum, but he's genuinely endearing in a way that most people who don't have a retarded schizo in their lives wouldn't understand. Yes, he's massive sex pest, but he literally is not capable of understanding right from wrong. He's barely functioning enough to occasionally pretend that his brain works, but the Famous House 2 environment has been especially damaging for him. He needs to be removed from society for everybody's safety.
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The fact you have such misplaced empathy just because hes a sperg is ridiculous. coddling utter degenerates because theyre mentally unwell is laughable, might as well coddle every rapist faggot in existence.
 
TardTech said:
The fact you have such misplaced empathy just because hes a sperg is ridiculous. coddling utter degenerates because theyre mentally unwell is laughable, might as well coddle every rapist faggot in existence.
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Straight into Burt's padded cell with you.

On topic, Jet's shart suits are retarded.
 
TardTech said:
The fact you can have empathy just because hes a sperg is ridiculous. coddling utter degenerates because theyre mentally unwell is laughable, might as well coddle every rapist faggot in existence.
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You've seen how many meds he's on. The fact that you think he's capable of thinking straight while taking all of that shit is curious. People see radical personality changes from just one of those meds. I think it's a tragedy that the medical system allowed him to destroy himself like this. I truly believe he's suffered permanent brain damage from all of those meds.
Also, for the rape shit, have you ever had an in-depth conversation with a really autistic dude ? He's not too different.
 
goh said:
I said this in live chat weeks ago, so I'll put it here for the record: Burt should be in an asylum, not on the streets and not on fishtank. He should have been kicked for his own sake, even if he brings the content. I don't think he's actually dangerous, but I can't help thinking of Terry every time he schizos out.
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i think outside the tank burt has enough (not 160iq) intelligence to offer something to the world. he has not been institutionalized since 2014. if i could give him any advice it would be take his psych meds, ditch the amphetamines and try to work in some capacity in the feild he is trained in. he has at least one somewhat successful business, a mortgage and a sister and mother who love him
 
Jet and Jobe doing a merch ad for the jumpsuits while Breezy is crying in the background is one of the most hilarious things I've seen all season.
 

Breezy is in a film that's coming out (on streaming) in a few days, called "The Christmas Rewind".
 
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Jobe and Jet measured themselves together to see who is taller and Jet declared he is the "superior cousin." Oh and some nigger in the back crying about leaving or something
 
I would have loved if this happened faster. Not the shit, but the escalation. Kuwan went into confessional and 'toasted' to production for having shit start happening 'just 2 days into this shit. People throwin' eggs and food, it's chaos, I like it." If only he knew it's been just a little bit longer than 2 days for the people watching.
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Spergichu said:
Jet and Jobe doing a merch ad for the jumpsuits while Breezy is crying in the background is one of the most hilarious things I've seen all season.
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I liked how when she walked out and came back to see them, she told them she thought she was being kidnapped and started crying. Honestly the only sane reaction I've seen her have considering two dudes in masks and jumpsuits are now standing in her room. Funny shit
 
Scarecrow in a Field said:
That looks fucking horrible. Is that green screen at the beginning?
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Looks like one of those no-budget holiday slop titles they smear on Tubi or whatever the fuck because they have a quota for X amount of Christmas movies every year.
 
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