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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sucks Breezy left since she was the one that was being coddled into Binx's opposition. She once again has no enemies except potentially Dark Burt.
 
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Luke and Payton have taken Burt to the penthouse to try and unlock his memories of being on the show. Burt's asking for further evidence. Luke then started fucking with Burt and made him run around the room screaming "these white people are trying to kill me".
 
its so hard to keep track of who all these girls are lmao
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LOL
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she just kissed binx now shes making out with the wop
this girl is on overtime tonight lmao
 
Sam needs to go on thot patrol with the sharks

And based Luke trying to explain to Burt he has to be a dick but not break glass.
 
remember "i don't drink"?

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90% sure that's premade margarita mix and she just chugged two glasses

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edit of edit: lol. nvm she's just drinking non-alcoholic margarita mix like a retard. they're pouring tequila shots into the margarita mix, by the glass
 
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MFW I've been here less than 2 days and already moved faster than the dyke that's been here for 4 weeks.
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They've looped Binkx in, but because Payton and Luke had previously been plotting to sabotage Binkx, Burt's struggling and accusing her of being evil. Binkx is explaining that being very dramatic in the kitchen was helping him and in future she'll wink at him, and then actually encouraged him to fuck with her.
 
#lurker said:
In your screed to defend drag. you concede that "modern" drag is inherently sexual. Well I hate to inform you but we are in 2024, not 1924. So your distinction is irrelevant.
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Drag was always sexual; in 1924, people's tolerance for degeneracy was so much lower that a clownish man wearing coconut tits was very racy to them. Nowadays, we've gotten used to seeing male full frontal nudity and sexual situations in movies and cable TV shows, that today's drag queens have to push it much further to reach the same shock levels that the 1924 drag queens achieved with simple crossdressing. As a society, we're very jaded.
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Brandon speaks out
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LOL, good luck bitch, you signed a contract, and people who got treated MUCH WORSE have not been able to sue successfully. Afaik no former contestant has even tried. Read the contract the next time, you shit eating degenerate.
 
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