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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Halloween23 said:
I want to see Binx tortured and humiliated more than any other fish in history. It's infuriating how this cunt keeps getting passes for her bullshit.
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She does that for fun and probably for money, it won't do anything, trust.
Meowstery said:
Kuwan went into confessional and 'toasted' to production for having shit start happening 'just 2 days into this shit. People throwin' eggs and food, it's chaos, I like it."
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Kuwan is a faggot. He is constantly going on about Texas. Last night he told a long story about smoking weed and getting caught at high school, then stealing his father's car and his mother's money, then driving to California with only $1 left and he gave it to a homeless man he saw eating out of the trash. How he owned a 2023 Dodge Charger, and he pays $3000 in bills all on his own WITHOUT HIS PARENTS HELP.

He's in his 30s, I think. I do not see the appeal to this man other than his height. "TEXAS CHADS WOULD UNDERSTAND." Okay, buddy. It's the second-largest state by population, and many Texas chads exist. Most do not tell bawdy stories about smoking weed in high school when they are adults and brag about paying $3k in monthly bills. Most of us are paying a lot in bills now. The ethots are probably spending that on body maintenance and skincare, lol.

ETA: @Norstein Bekkler told me he's 22. That's a rough 22.
 
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Alex B talking about how Stein would pay $3500 for her to dominate him, and is otherwise whining about not being paid enough for her "Service"

JFC castrate any man thats paid this thing to "dominate" them

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That Alex B (bitch) just said some of the most cringeworthy shit to Tony in the confessional. She won't last if shes not willing to put skin in the game
 
TardTech said:
Alex B talking about how Stein would pay $3500 for her to dominate him, and is otherwise whining about not being paid enough for her "Service"

JFC castrate any man thats paid this thing to "dominate" them

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Women like this are why we need to round up the simps and put them in concentration camps. Her personality is the worst of all the fish I've ever seen.
 
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