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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
It just dawned on me. I'm surprised Sam and the wiggers haven't gotten Eggy/Eggman on as a freeloader. He would no doubt be up for it, has worked with Sam before, and would be honestly a great freeloader. If you've listened to any podcasts with him he's great at needling people and making autists angry while coming off as reasonable and calm.
 
It just dawned on me. I'm surprised Sam and the wiggers haven't gotten Eggy/Eggman on as a freeloader. He would no doubt be up for it, has worked with Sam before, and would be honestly a great freeloader. If you've listened to any podcasts with him he's great at needling people and making autists angry while coming off as reasonable and calm.
Eggy has said he supposedly has issues with someone connected to fishtank, one of the old contestants I think. There's some behind the scenes drama unconnected to jet or sam that's stopped them. He has sort of alluded to it when asked about season 2. Eggy even watches the show so I don't know why he has never made an appearance beside drama. He has shown up in a lot of mde adjacent stuff.

Him working the last two years has also made it difficult I think. He was streaming a lot less a few months ago even on rumble.
 
I had no idea Stein was even famous outside of MDE/Fishtank circles.
he's absurdly famous in right wing circles. he's like a right wing 2006 Ashton Kutcher, he's constantly going viral. he's the most famous guy Sam can get on the show. its like how Keemstar used to go on the killstream or mr.metokur except for normies.
He looks so old. Fuck!
zoomers look way older than millennials, vaping really fucked their skin up hard, and just all the media riling their parents up stressing the kids out. This kid was 10 when women were whining about "rape culture" and the patriarchy. if you were born after like 1999 you look like shit.
 
Doesn't Tony have a GF? He was coming onto the Asian chick hard.
lol she said she didn't care in B1 when they talked about it. Any port in a storm I guess. They were mogging everyone in the kitchen by making out, people were so mad. I love it. Was real nice to see everyone just standing by in the chaos, seething, while they made out. Good for Tony and Asian girl.

That little OF whore keeps standing behind her, making hand gestures, screaming "GO START CLEANING!" like an elderly Polish grandmother. She's so bothered that she's dickless in this house. SUFFAH BISH! SUFFAH!
 
lol she said she didn't care in B1 when they talked about it. Any port in a storm I guess. They were mogging everyone in the kitchen by making out, people were so mad. I love it. Was real nice to see everyone just standing by in the chaos, seething, while they made out. Good for Tony and Asian girl.

That little OF whore keeps standing behind her, making hand gestures, screaming "GO START CLEANING!" like an elderly Polish grandmother. She's so bothered that she's dickless in this house. SUFFAH BISH! SUFFAH!
Stuck up Tinder thots deserve this. "Waaaahhh I won't date any man that makes less than 90k a year and guys like Mr. Diamond would PAY to dominate me!" only to get absolutely mogged by a short Italian and an Asian getting hot and bothered. Cry some more, bish.
 
HAHAHAHAHA this is fantastic. Tony and asian girl are plotting in the confessional. He says that him, her, persian and binx should get a party going upstairs. She's like "Binx is 30." "HE LOOKS FUCKING 40!" "But he's 22!"

IT'S NOT JUST ME! BASED!
 
W for short kings tonight. If you're white and not fat, just hit on Asians.
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i completely missed gianna leaving
when did that happen?
 
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