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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
bookers said:
star was in the confessional saying shes not going to take shit from people
im still kind of shocked that star is still there and pretty sure she's the funniest character to me

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I can't figure out what the fuck someone like Star is doing on a show like this. She doesn't really fit the "aspiring influencer" profile. It's like Jet asked the TSA agent checking his asshole for contraband if she wanted to be on his new show "Famous House".
 
OFthot forced her way into the basement to 'talk to someone in authority' only to return upstairs dejected. GET TO PACKING BITCH!
 
There She Glows said:
I can't figure out what the fuck someone like Star is doing on a show like this. She doesn't really fit the "aspiring influencer" profile. It's like Jet asked the TSA agent checking his asshole for contraband if she wanted to be on his new show "Famous House".
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Probably saw an ad for background characters on a reality tv show and thought it sounded fun
 
Fake News Anchor said:
I get 6 hours of sleep a night, I listen at work whenever I can slip an earphone in, and I passively watch anytime I'm not dealing with something that requires more than 70% of my brain power. My first season fully linked in like this. Don't make my mistake.
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I'm kinda jealous, ngl. This season as been riveting. I just don't have the time to fully invest.
 
There She Glows said:
I can't figure out what the fuck someone like Star is doing on a show like this. She doesn't really fit the "aspiring influencer" profile. It's like Jet asked the TSA agent checking his asshole for contraband if she wanted to be on his new show "Famous House".
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Star might win the whole game just by being a normal person, which puts her 2 standard deviations of competence above the retards she's surrounded with. Luke is probably the only contestant who compares, and *maybe* Binx

Shelby's talent was deepthroating a hotdog, Lily's was "making out", Payton did a backflip, and Kevin did a handstand, proving my point.
 
"I'm not gonna sue."
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Just Some Other Guy said:
"making out"

"No gag reflex"

The actual porn star did a martial art. Amazing
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Turbo is a much more serious porn star. Here's her instagram, she's one of those disgusting bikini competitors. I've seen people in ppv.land linking her porn. No I'm not linking it. No I didn't open it.

For those that are unfamiliar, Turbo is 100% guaranteed to be taking some amount of steroids to be a bikini competitor.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:

Turbo is a much more serious porn star. Here's her instagram, she's one of those disgusting bikini competitors. I've seen people in ppv.land linking her porn. No I'm not linking it. No I didn't open it.

For those that are unfamiliar, Turbo is 100% guaranteed to be taking some amount of steroids to be a bikini competitor.
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Is she? I just thought Alyssa was the more commercial one

I don't know my thots lol
 
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