🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I don't think I can describe this as reality TV. The best I can get is describing it as surreal TV - the Salvador Dali of TV shows.
 
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Dude I cannot get over Turbo's dead, vacuous, hollow, lifeless eyes. She literally has a thousand yard stare, it's so off putting.
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Here's her "transformation" video.



Everything else is just boring thirst-posting, except these reels of her playing the violin.
For some unholy reason she's playing the music track over top of her own own audio. Yes she is actually playing, I thought it was fake playing for a trend video.
Truly atrocious technique and the intonation is just dogshit. No fucking clue what the music is but she's self taught and looks like she's been eating crayons instead of paying attention to whatever youtube video she looked at.
Again the vacant fucking eyes are so god damn strange, I can't get over it. You can actually see the lack of a soul.

 
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Whatever happened to "Time to crash this ship" Jet? These pedo sympathizers are having way too much fun.
Jet's gotta finance his SpaceX boosters somehow. That said, I have no doubt they'll rugpull these bitches at some point. Most of them will not survive Frank, any that are left will be put through hell to win. Not that it make what they did right, but at least they'll be degraded before the world permanently in order to get dat bag.
 
yeah I'm thinking I'm done. The first 4 weeks were pretty great.
Since the new fish entered it has been a clusterfuck and I can't even tell what is going on.

edit: having said that, there are currently 13,624 viewers. I think the peak viewer count was 15k so its definitely not dying down for everyone.
 
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