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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Oh lawdy, it beez da negro mafia!

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I've talked shit about Alex Stein in the past but the exchange between him and Burt in the confessional is one of the funniest things that's ever happened on the show.
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Sicko Hunter said:
It's so transparent what this whole "Mizzy was the real hero of the show!" is. You all hate the original fish (which at this point is fair) and want the person who left before she could join in on the pedophile defending to be the lost hero of the show. That's it. I guarantee you if she had been in the tank she'd be saying the same shit as the rest of the fish.
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I have been saying Mizzy is life way before the elimination.
Also she is a libtard. if she wanted to defend the child drag thing, she would have done that after getting out and may also have gone on to his livestream, just like Simbal did.
 
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neger psykolog said:
By the way I am pretty sure Jeff ain't gonna happen. I think it was Nifty or someone who said that as soon as he leaves the house he has to go to court/whatever because he has outstanding warrants.
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So THAT'S what Jeff meant when he said he was leaving in handcuffs.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I think it's very likely if Mizzy had stayed she would have joined in with the other girls and fish in the house and defended Brandon. That's all I'm saying. I feel very confident in saying that.
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And who gives a fuck about what you are very confident would have happened in an alternative timeline? What happened is that she wasn't there and called out the pedo from home. This is good, is it not?
 
I see we're in the it's so over part of the cycle.

Regarding Mizzy (and I'm not speaking on behalf of anyone, you know why you feel the way you do about her, fellow autists), her leaving when she did adds to her likability and her reaction to the house post-elimination has given her a chance to earn points she may or may not have had whilst on the show. It's very much like Smaack for me: I rarely noticed her presence outside of some of her styling and I missed all of her sperg outs live and largely just rolled my eyes at the recaps, but because it felt like she left so unfairly, I'm come to harbor an incredibly soft spot for her.

Mizzy is the same to an extent though I'd rather she be happy and vibrant outside of the tank than the 'what if' scenario of her making a OG 4-shaped oopsie. Whatever growth and character development she gets outside of the tank is going to mean more in the long run (because it's real life, shocking). Unlike Smaack she's remaining involved with the community and is easy to keep tabs on. It's not the same when she isn't a tank contestant, yes, but Fish Tank gets to be a prologue to her journey through our eyes now.

I'm also sure leaving the show and forever being known as 'the good one' and The One That Got Away is a huge ego boost and consolation prize alongside all the money and attention she's gotten off this. Life truly is Mizzy, our girl's doing fine.

As for the day, reading through everything has been fun so again, not feeling the effects of the 'eh' vibe yet. I think I lucked out because I'm experiencing this sometimes live but mostly through recaps so any day with several pages worth of content and discussion is a good day. But I'm also easily amused.

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My prince, run away. Escape these thots and return to us, on the outside.
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Don't you dare take him from me 🔫
 
Why is Tony allowing this child to tell him how to play the game? It's so weird. He's almost 10 years younger than you, and you're allowing him to set the terms. Short bros L.

Also eat shit, Tony. You're an adulterer and you let children tell you what to do. Burt: "Every Catholic priest I've ever met is queer." Winning.
 
Tony pepparoni and Kawan the irani are having beef and hes setting Tony straight telling him that they need to be a team and he cant doubt him, he says that Tonys relationship back home is fucked so they should just go full flirt mode and fuck with all the girls by getting busy with them all to make them fight. This is gonna be so stupid and funny.
 
fat_rat_in_the_grass said:
Tony pepparoni and Kawan the irani are having beef and hes setting Tony straight telling him that they need to be a team and he cant doubt him, he says that Tonys relationship back home is fucked so they should just go full flirt mode and fuck with all the girls by getting busy with them all to make them fight. This is gonna be so stupid and funny.
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Tony allowing this young man to be his internet father is the strangest pairing of 2024.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
Tony allowing this young man to be his internet father is the strangest pairing of 2024.
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Hes like a lost lamb without Kawan lol. To be fair Kawan seems to know how to play the social game at least and he did throw a few threats at tony by saying "I can make friends with other people"
 
Burts autisticly divulging his entire life story as a rebuttal to Mr Diamonds plan to turn him straight. He seems incredibly insulted at them saying his life is shit and the way he is living is messed up
 
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