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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
Goddamnit, we're gonna end up with a Peyton win... Binx for sure just said "Sam Hyde" under the covers.
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It would be impressive that everyone assumed Burt would be the one to tell everything to the first person who wants to fuck him, yet Binx might be the one to do so. Apologize to the serial rapist now.
 
BullfrogBill said:
The Famous Court is another failed bit. I don't want to see Binx kiss and make up with Star, I want to see Star come gloves off like she said in the confessional earlier. Get Sam or Ben in here to give the new fish like Star missions to fuck with the og fish for God's sake.
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This is one of the (many) reasons I dislike Fatty. It's not the first time he has come onto the show and tried to get people to mend fences and be friends again. Why the fuck would I want to see that? The feuds should be incited not resolved.
 
CzechYardManagementINC said:
It's gonna be over for her if she's actually doing that. I think they're just gossiping based off of the comment about someone's speech patterns in my other post, and they said something about eyes popping out (are they talking about Burt?) I got no clue though my hearing is terrible
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Tbh I'm not convinced Sam wants gay sex in a public area on the show.
 
Lilly is a lazy pillow princess confirmed. Binx has been working her pretty hard I think she fucked up her hand she keeps waggling her wanker's claw.
 
TardTech said:
He mightve been legit thinking that it was. I haven't smoked in a year or so but occasionally my sweat will smell like the skunkiest kush imaginable.
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Agreed. I smoked my weight in pot years ago, and I can still clearly identify that smell from 100 yards away even today. I'd get whiffs of it off of myself in sweat or taste it in my mouth if I got a bad cough for years after I got clean. There's a hemp farm about 5 miles up the road from my house, and when the wind is just right, I get the dankest smell ever coming in the windows on one side of the house; it smells distinctly different than someone smoking it, more like smelling a fresh bag of bud. Once you've smoked a serious amount of weed, you can identify the smell over similar smells like wild garlic or onions no matter how long it's been since you quit.
Grim_Autismo said:
Grandma is hardcore earhustling, do you see this shit? She's rolled into position to listen, RESPECT!

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I think they really believed that the cameras turned off at 3AM, lmao. Ain't that some shit.

Removing the hiss is going to be tough, it's really nasty.
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Binx has been there long enough to know that the cameras are never turned off, and she just doesn't care. What a disgusting skeevy whore. Idk about the whole pedo thing, but I'm like 99% sure that Mizzy wouldn't be caught dead letting a horse-faced Asian girl who'd made out with like 10 different people the same night eat her pussy in front of a room full of people. This is one of the lowest class, most disgusting moments on all 3 seasons of Fishtank. Worse than Brian and Trish pretending to have sex in the closet, and worse than Frank forcing his tongue into a drunken Tayleigh's mouth in front of a bunch of witnesses. Totally haram, I have the douche chills right now.
 
CzechYardManagementINC said:
I think they're just gossiping based off of the comment about someone's speech patterns in my other post, and they said something about eyes popping out (are they talking about Burt?) I got no clue though my hearing is terrible
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This, pretty much. I think she's cooked though. She's not living this down even if audio boosted clips are in her favor.
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
This, pretty much. I think she's cooked though. She's not living this down even if audio boosted clips are in her favor.
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Well I'll keep recording B3. By the time I wake up director will be back on, hopefully one of you speds are also recording, I have to crash for the night. I usually don't night record but someone needs to catch this shit. Lilly is talking about her lifestory, something about some diseased person in college. Gross. Noise removal will be complicated but the audio could be boosted. If I put this shit into audition and bring the low levels high and filter the high levels out, we could get it to a listenable level. That shit takes time though, and that'll be after the show is done. I want to know wtf they're talking about. Probably dumb whore shit.
 
My guess is the reason production hasn't done anything is they're considering it as leverage to oust Binx. They had no problem waking Star up like an hour ago to fuck with her about Famous Bucks, so this definitely isn't out of consideration for the sleeping fish.
 
Who's all in bedroom three? Is it Sky, Star, Shelby, Lily, and Binx? If that's all the people I'm gonna keep a close eye on the other three, there must be someone awake other than Lily and Binx. Someone in that room has got to talk about it tomorrow in confessional or something
 
Norstein Bekkler said:
My guess is the reason production hasn't done anything is they're considering it as leverage to oust Binx. They had no problem waking Star up like an hour ago to fuck with her about Famous Bucks, so this definitely isn't out of consideration for the sleeping fish.
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That's my guess. Someone even said production boosted the volume but I can't verify that because im not listening to that shit

*Edit* Chat heard tts mentioned.
 
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