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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Potatoherder said:
It's kind of crazy to me so many people who claim to have watched since season 1 do not get it's a fish tank. If you don't get why Burt jerking off within an hour of showing up is funny and why binx being a whore is degen i really can't help you. Next I'll have to explain why Jon threatening war crimes against babies is funny and Jimmy attacking women isn't so much.
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In the words of PPP - "you either get it or you don't"
 
TTS is making funny asian jokes at Lingling's expense, both Binx and Lily are horrible liars and it's clear to anyone who knows that.

"hey lingling, how are binx's spring rolls? are you going for the chow mein next?"
 
Potatoherder said:
It's kind of crazy to me so many people who claim to have watched since season 1 do not get it's a fish tank. If you don't get why Burt jerking off within an hour of showing up is funny and why binx being a whore is degen i really can't help you. Next I'll have to explain why Jon threatening war crimes against babies is funny and Jimmy attacking women isn't so much.
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Well now I want to see Jon interact with Burt
 
I dont care who is harmed, who is embarassed, I dont even care if there is a death. Its all about ments. If Jimmy would have bashed that girls brains in, I wouldnt have cared. I would have laughed and waited for the next ment.

The square hut shit goes a little too far for me though.
 
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New Poll: Binx and Lily last night:
 
Unless there is some concrete evidence, I don't think anything will happen. It's plausible that they really just snuggled and gossiped, and since it's impossible to prove where fingers were under the blanket, the only real thing that could be found is something in the audio. I tried listening to it but it's hard to hear anything.
 
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Unless there is some concrete evidence, I don't think anything will happen. It's plausible that they really just snuggled and gossiped, and since it's impossible to prove where fingers were under the blanket, the only real thing that could be found is something in the audio. I tried listening to it but it's hard to hear anything.
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Oh I must've missed the part where they were moaning

TTS tells the Boyz that someone had gay sex in the house. Luke says "WHO HAD GAY SEX IN THIS HOUSE?"
Luke: "WHO'S BEEN GAY"
 
Binx: "Lily has one brain cell, just enough to exist"

Luke interrupts: "Time to investigate the gay sex incident. Binx, your support is melting." Mogging them and talking about a lust pentagram

Told her she can spills the beans to him right now or in Famous Court. Luke really loves playing the game.

Luke: "You fucking STINK. We've got federal judge Chris, he's going to tear you into pieces."

Luke warns Binx she might catch something from Ling Lings cooch. He asks does he need to go Frank-mode on them.

Tony enters. Luke: "Tony, doesn't it STINK in this room? Look at Binx. Bada bing prepepuzze bapaterro."
 
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