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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Their golden goose Burt is still there. All they need to do is send a message to chat saying "TTS Burt" and they will instantly get them in droves. If all they care about is the money.

Binx is probably at $20k in plushies alone, she was at $15k like 5 days ago. I'd wager she gets more toys and roses than anyone else too. And that's all before TTS. Burt might be a TTS machine, but he doesn't get that simp whale money. They're literally more than 10x the token cost of TTS. Saw someone say earlier Binx has already gotten a plushie today. Bitch has been awake for like two hours.
 
turbo still has the octopus on her head. I don't care that she was a pornstar or whatever, total turbo victory

edit: come on guys, it's funny. moralfagging is pointless when everyone on the show is a degenerate. Just enjoy stuff

You should like Turbo for murdering Tiny Tony last night.
 
Binx is probably at $20k in plushies alone, she was at $15k like 5 days ago. I'd wager she gets more toys and roses than anyone else too. And that's all before TTS. Burt might be a TTS machine, but he doesn't get that simp whale money. Saw someone say earlier Binx has already gotten a plushie today. Bitch has been awake for like two hours.
Meh, Binx doesn't get that much TTS.
 
from @skrod
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So this is how the thot ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper.
 
I don't fucking care about her beat ass getting low mein on her fingers. I'm not particularly anti gay or offended by fish hooking up in the House.
This is how I feel about it. Payton gets shit for being coddled but somehow Binx avoids that even though she's arguably even more coddled.
She's spent this whole season being the fan favorite quirky e girl or whatever and getting constantly gassed up

TTS is pressing her right now at least i guess

edit: Also I kind of just feel like shes faking it
whats she even crying about?
she fingerbanged the house whore and now people are pressing her a little but so what
just be like 'yeah i did, so what' or smth, own it

payton is gassing her up for whatever reason
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