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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Burt's been ordered to go downstairs.
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I think Binx is more upset that she knows she fucked up by spilling the beans while flicking Ling Ling's bean more than losing simps for flicking Ling Ling's bean.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You guys are right about the director cam going down in quality the past few days. I've noticed it too.
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Jobe has probably been behind operating director mode. He seemed very out of it when they were selling the shark suits I think he has either been getting high or drunk which explains the occasion 10-15 second lag in operating the transition.
 
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the boys eating ice cream

Luke and Star have really good rapport with each other

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the mics are bad but sounds like theyre scheming about who the biggest threats are

Star is really great. She's just a random 45 year old ex public school teacher but she is HERE TO PLAY THE GAME
I feel like the black women watch a lot reality TV and just instinctively sort of get it
 
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Imagine being allowed to hide in the bathroom for hours and not be bothered by production.

Oh, Binx and Payton get coddled. Almost forgot.

They should have at least put a mic by the door to pick up crying.
 
Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
I think Binx is more upset that she knows she fucked up by spilling the beans while flicking Ling Ling's bean more than losing simps for flicking Ling Ling's bean.
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I know coitus can loosen the tongue and maybe that's preferable for a pleasurable lesbian experience, but if she's upset she willingly told Lily shit she did not have to tell her for any reason at all when she could have instead been talking about literally anything at all, she's worse than I thought.

Genuinely, I think her being a manipulative but also dumb thot on purpose because she was Icarus'ing and thought the mics wouldn't pick it up is more admirable than OH NO, I HURT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS PRODUCTION TO FINGER BLAST, I'M SWORRY! (Proceeds to lie and cry, lie and cry, thank you for the roses, lie and cry.)

One at least requires some level of accountability, even if it's only in her head and used as justification for the rest of her behavior.
 
GaryGray said:
Jobe has probably been behind operating director mode. He seemed very out of it when they were selling the shark suits I think he has either been getting high or drunk which explains the occasion 10-15 second lag in operating the transition.
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He's in love with Binx. He's gooning.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Imagine being allowed to hide in the bathroom for hours and not be bothered by production.

Oh, Binx and Payton get coddled. Almost forgot.

They should have at least put a mic by the door to pick up crying.
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Sometimes production has taken their foot off the gas because goldstriker is en route. I hope that's the case and he comes locked in kill mode.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Imagine being allowed to hide in the bathroom for hours and not be bothered by production.

Oh, Binx and Payton get coddled. Almost forgot.

They should have at least put a mic by the door to pick up crying.
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I honestly think they are more concerned with Burt having a total fucking meltdown and killing everyone. The key has been really on edge since Binx egged and humiliated him whilst the LGBT paladin Payton stood by and did fuck all whilst the mentally disabled homo had a complete mental collapse and seemed in real crisis. Payton is such an idol. I wish someone shoved her down the stairs.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Imagine being allowed to hide in the bathroom for hours and not be bothered by production.

Oh, Binx and Payton get coddled. Almost forgot.

They should have at least put a mic by the door to pick up crying.
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If Tayleigh had to shave her head for her minimal missteps these thots definitely need to.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Imagine being allowed to hide in the bathroom for hours and not be bothered by production.

Oh, Binx and Payton get coddled. Almost forgot.

They should have at least put a mic by the door to pick up crying.
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The worst part is that I guarantee the resolution to this will be:

"Did you have sex?"
"No"
"Did you snitch out prodcution?"
"No"
"Okay binx-chan go be skibidi and have fun uwu"
 
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