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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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TFW you don't believe your own bullshit. you didn't have sex with her? what did you guys do? bible study? was it actually Jon under the sheets?
 
I think Burt was just kicked, or people are fucking around. But people keep saying it.

Edit: Seems bullshit, I think he is just being his weirdo self and chat got me. Fuckers.
 
How come Binx is in trouble when the beneficiary of the fingering is just up walking around all happy with her boyfriend? Is RiRi an honorary Aryan/Boy(z) now?
I honestly think they are more concerned with Burt having a total fucking meltdown and killing everyone. The key has been really on edge since Binx egged and humiliated him whilst the LGBT paladin Payton stood by and did fuck all whilst the mentally disabled homo had a complete mental collapse and seemed in real crisis. Payton is such an idol. I wish someone shoved her down the stairs.
Yeah, they took Burt downstairs so they're probably dealing with that.

TFW you don't believe your own bullshit. you didn't have sex with her? what did you guys do bible study? was it actually Jon under the sheets?
She was going at it so hard her hand gave out and she was flapping it around. Then she went in for seconds and you could clearly see her tattooed arm going up and down on Lilly while they were giggling and chatting about shit and Lilly squirming. I don't even think Lilly returned at all. Pillow Princess looking ass bitch.
 
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I'm rooting for these guys, too bad the catwalk mic is so fucked and can't hear whatever they're saying
They truly are the only three likable people left. I give star a pass for the Brandon shit cause she's a retarded boomer that didn't understand what happened, and she's generally funny.

Edit: I was rewatching the Burt beat down and noticed star dying of laughter in the background. The ptz cam barely got her on screen and excuse the shitty phone recording, I'm at work.
 
I think Burt was just kicked, or people are fucking around. But people keep saying it.

Edit: Seems bullshit, I think he is just being his weirdo self and chat got me. Fuckers.
Burt is being reprogrammed and memory wiped in the basement
 
I missed out on everything that happened since the fish woke up, but am I the only one who thinks Binx's "meltdown" is fake? I just don't buy it, Binx is a terrible actor and I don't actually understand what she's crying about. I doubt she's ashamed about the gay sex she had because she was bragging about it right before she went to bed.

Just kick Binx out now and kick Payton next. Binx's fake crying and outrage is worse than Payton being nontent.
 
I hope the wiggers let Binx spin her web for one more hour, see what she does to try and save herself, how grimy she'll get to stay in the game - Then kick her abruptly with no conversation.
 
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